get balled

What you say when someone does something that merits a severe balling.

Teacher: "Now don't forget, tomorrow we have a test on natural logarithms."
Student: "Aw, get balled!"

Person 1: "I got you a burrito from Taco Cabana, but then I ate it because I'm an asshole."
Person 2: "Get balled!"

Dad: "Happy birthday! I farted on your cake."
Son: "Get balled!"

by Giblets in a bucket May 8, 2010

Got Balled

Balled or getting balled or got balled, is a word that means getting trolled, bamboozled or sucking at a game. It's usually used when playing any sort of game with friends.

Guy 1 :- "Holy shit dude, you're so bad at the game"

Guy 2 :- "Yeah bro, i got balled for real"

by Chox_02 January 25, 2023

Green balled

When you are taking a fat rip of the bong and your girlfriend hits you in the balls in the middle of the rip

I was hitting my bong and my girlfriend green balled me

by ReesiePup March 18, 2026

Glabber Balled

to get absolutely clapped

“Woah I’m Glabber Balled”

by Benn Doverr July 29, 2025