Ballsagna

"Balls-on-ya" noun. A culinary dish, originally from northeastern Italy, that blends lasagna with the main ingredient testes. "Ballsagna" is also the name of a hip-hop masterpiece by squeezedeeznutz and pleezdeeznutz, a rap duo from da dirrrty south. The main hook goes like this:

get some noodles
get some sauce
get some cheese
and use my balls

ballsagna
ballsagna

would you like to taste my "ballsagna?"
get some of that special sauce.

by G-ballz January 3, 2008

Ballsagna

A delicious nutritious meal consisting of a meaty sauce and of course, a man's ever delicious testicles. (Usually eaten by women)

-She loves to eat hairy ballsagna.
-I put my meaty ballsagna all over her hair.
-Who the fuck told everyone my favorite meal is ballsagna?

by Dunkin Dos'Nuts November 16, 2009

Ballsagna

Something the be exclaimed after hearing dissapointing or otherwise bad news. Used in relation to lasagna that has been viciously t-bagged or physical "balls on ya".

When my homie told me he smoked the last buds I immediately exclaimed, "ballsagna"!

by Actionboner May 24, 2016

Ballsagged

To defraud investors with misleading or false statements that later are proven to be false or fraudulent.

Ballsag, a fraudulent CEO.

Investors were ballsagged when they lost all their money.

The CEO ballsagged his investors on every conference call - Commit rampant Fraud

by Ballsag April 5, 2024