Chelsea "Banter" Club

Chelsea "Banter" Club is typically referred to as Chelsea FC. They are a banter club for many reasons, including the bottom-half spot in the premier league. Chelsea Football Club is a shit club just like its fellow London team Tottenham. Hopefully, they get a fucking manager who can manage.

Lionel Messi: Yo Cristiano, did you see Chelsea "Banter" Club get shit on by Manchester City?
Cristiano Ronaldo: No, I didn't see Chelsea "Banter" Club get shit on by Manchester City.

by depressedchelseafan May 19, 2023

Banter Biter

A person that gets irritated or bites really easy when banter is thrown at him.

Rupert is such a Banter Biter!, he really does not like it when you bad mouth his car!

by Lukeg83 January 27, 2009

Banter Trucks

A heavy goods vehicle (HGV) seen on a motorway displaying bantorious text/imagery or any combination of the two

Caution, men working at rear, truck would be classified as banterful and therefore Banter Trucks

For a quality erection (Context: Fencing company truck but now a Banter Truck)

by Bant Bant Bant August 6, 2012

Banter-factor

When someone or a group says something funny or has good banter they have the BANTER-FACTOR.

Seamus is a real laugh he has the banter-factor.

by Mark Duggan October 24, 2008

banterful

to be full of banter, to have a good time

yeah he's a good mate, really banterful
that was banterous

by jinky_boclair August 15, 2007

banter club

AKA Tottenham Hotspur

Mate Spurs just got battered in the Conference Laague!
Who were they playing?
Some team of binmen from Romania!
LOL what a banter club!

by SpursRShit June 22, 2023

Banter Hoover

One whom decreases the level of banter in the room for they themselves do not enjoy the banter. And in doing so sucking up all the banter ergo A Banter Hoover.

Lee: Ahh Jess you heading out tonight?

Jess: Nawh i've a rowing head race in two weeks i can't drink.....

Lee: Fml you're such a Banter Hoover!!

by NomNomNomBanter January 17, 2011