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avant garde hip-hop 

hip hop music made almost exclusivly by white males for other white males. often called nerd-rap by people who find it pretensious and geeky due to the sometimes very abstract lyrics, which often (or in the case of the anticon collective, almost always) do not rhyme.
Anticon fan: "Yo, i'ma go listen to some avant garde hip-hop shit and read chemistry books"
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Avante Garde 

A tired old cliche used by people who think they're exotic and cutting edge.
"I would classify my art as very Avante Garde"
"You mean Pretentious."

Post Avantgarde Jazzcore 

A fake genre of music used as a retort to people who claim to listen to a bunch of made up genres of music in order to seem interesting.

Rumor has it, only one band ever existed. They played only one show to an empty room, recorded and mixed the show into a live album, produced one copy, and then never spoke or saw each other again. The album was recorded through an old walkman, and can only be played through player piano scrolls.
Man 1: I listen to very obscure music, shoegaze-acidhouse, downtempo-core, Post-doublecore, chamberfolk...
Man 2: Yes, I too only listen to post avantgarde jazzcore, but these plebeians will never understand it. Surely YOU, have heard of it...?

Avantgardster 

A person that dresses in avant-garde fashions, and often blurs the line between style and strange.
That dude with the mirrorball pieces and glitter eyebrows is such an avantgardster.
Avantgardster by Nat Sel February 9, 2013

avantgardista 

an individual who employs novel concepts, styles, or tekkers
my Montessori teacher said I’d never amount to anything in the Art World, and now look at what this avantgardista has achieved - his own exhibition in the fucking Guggenheim!
avantgardista by Robocourier April 29, 2022