austin

Unfortunate city in Minnesota, birthplace to Hormel foods and their canned green-meat "sensation" SPAM. A horrible place to raise children, and hopefully one of the first to disappear in the earth's impending demise.

"I work at the plant (Hormel foods or the slaughterhouses), got me six kids, a double-wide, and an education at the Riverland (community) college. I'll probably get promoted in a few years, settle in and retire to the Burr Oak Manor (closed in the late 90's due to abuse of residents and unsanitary conditions)."
"Be good and maybe we'll go to the Oak Park Mall! (a decrepid, run-down shell of a building that not even a JCPenney's could survive in.)"
"Which Hardee's should we go to?" -They've got two in a city of around 20,000. WTF?

The City Pages, a Minneapolis sister-publication of the Village Voice, did a cover story (I believe in 2004 or 05) on the atrocious number of meth labs sprouting up in Austin and surrounding farm communities. So much for wanting to eat my vegetables.

by yuku-aki March 31, 2007

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fag who likes it in the butt. dumass who wacks off around other guys. wierd person who is short and deformed.

omg! he is such an austin

by taylor davis December 16, 2007

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A ban-happy administrator. Usually in a multiplayer game.

Hey, I got banned for parking on a foe. It's not against the rules, yet I still got banned. What an Austin!

by SA-MP player March 13, 2009

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a guy with a very small penis ,a reject , ignorant,fat and gay , and a big pussy, and never gets any pussy. especially Austins with the last name that start with p or d.

have u seen that fag Austin he has such a small penis.

by ben dover 69 69 May 01, 2011

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