The most beautiful amazing woman in the entire universe who makes my entire life and without her I would have no reason to live.
by ShardsOfSilk January 30, 2012
The name of a big guy with enormous balls. Also a definisjon for a greek god. In 1647 he killed a whole army of germans with just his bear hands.
Selena Gomez: "August is so f*cking digg"
by Clitt oris November 14, 2019
A tall strapping man. Augusts are known for their ability to make friends and make people feel included. He is known for being the gayest straight man you will meet. He loves to get couples together. Augusts are also fantastic at orienteering. He is always selfless and loves to make jokes. August is always kind and very loyal to friends and family. He will always defends what he believes in. He is a great friend to have.
Girl 1: the guy is amazing at orienteering .
Girl 2: his name is august and he is single and ready to mingle.
Girl 2: his name is august and he is single and ready to mingle.
by PrincessVespa123456789 June 12, 2022
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by the month October 27, 2019
That short German muscle guy that sits in the back of the bar who can drink everybody under the table.
Who's that guy in the back of the bar drinking from a stein? Oh, that's August! Speaking of him, that makes me feel like drinking. Let's tilt another down!
by G-Stein May 06, 2007
Has a 7’ dick and make chad look like a virgin. All the women he walks by become wetter than the pacific and he seduces Christoffer’s mom every night. August is the defenition of a bog cock giga chad alpha male. All of the girls want to be his GF. August gets new BJ’s every day by a different woman each time ( because he likes to share).
Damn August is such a giga chad he makes christoffer look liek sich a loser when he walks by him.
Sixten is such a beta male when compared to August
Sixten is such a beta male when compared to August
by PussySlayer69(August) February 27, 2021