asslug

An asshole who leaves a slime trail.

I am still cleaning up after my asslug tenant weeks after he moved out of my rental house. Apparently the asslug did not clean, ever!

by Coopkeeper May 19, 2022

asslumption

When your assumption is even lazier than the truth.

Them: So- spending New Year's Eve on your own again?

Me: That's quite the asslumption, friend. And yes.

by SugarDarling December 30, 2023