crack ass cracker

a dump ass white person.

Look at that crack ass cracker.
I ain't no crack ass cracker.

by pink_demon July 21, 2006

cracker ass cracker ass cracker

craig mothafuckin' burdis

Craig wears flannel in August and fucks his bitchy sister.

by ben williams July 16, 2004

ass cracker

a cracker that is inserted neatly between ones ass cheeks.

(think the bird in Aladin, the type of crackers that are always being inserted into his mouth by the sultan....now think of those sticking out between ones butt cheeks)

Hey man wanna an ass cracker? With a lil butt cheese they are better than ritz crackers!!

by Madam Buttcheese May 19, 2007

Cracker Ass Cracker

Compound word, used to refer to white honkey bullshit, crackers, who write stupid slang terms using the word "nigger".

Dead nigger storage

by Tony9Grind January 6, 2004

Ass Cracker

A term used to describe a man with a large enough penis, to brake the anus of the woman or man he is having anal intercourse with.

"Damn, his's cock is so big, he is definatly an ass cracker!"

by Ereh November 28, 2003

Cracker ass Cracker

The old crazy white dude that was waving a gun at me from his car. What a jack hole.

The old cracker ass cracker better be lucky I didnt have a bigger gun.

by King Kong December 15, 2003

creepy-ass cracker

a white person who is acting in a strange, menacing, or otherwise deviant manner, especially if the person is following you, stalking you, or threatening you in any way.

By carrying a gun, calling the police, and following Trayvon Martin because Martin was a young black man in a predominantly white neighborhood, George Zimmerman was acting like a creepy-ass cracker.

by tokai August 16, 2013