Armenian Squirt Gun 

Where a man lays on his back and throws his hips forward thus cumming in his own mouth.

Jeff and I hooked up last night and when he was finishing he did the Armenian squirt gun.

Armenian Squirt Gun by KhaosArkAngel August 2, 2016

The Armenian Sledgehammer 

While receiving head (preferably with your partner on all fours, not on knees), ball your hand into a tight fist and hit your them as hard as you can in the rectum, directly before ejaculating. Not only is this hilarious, it also feels great.

John: "How was last night with Tom?"
Kate: "It was great until Tom hit me with the Armenian Sledgehammer."
John: "Ooh... that sucks."
Kate: "I won't be able to sit right for a week."

The Armenian Sledgehammer by Aram A. April 2, 2008

Armenian Sloppy Joe

When your girl is spitting on your dick and starts thrusting rapidly till you cum everywhere but, she quickly slurps and takes the excess and attempts/ succeeds wiping it all over your fucking arm.

"Mary why the fuck did you just give me an Armenian Sloppy Joe, I can't fucking move a muscle my arm is so sticky and potent with the smell of my semen"
"After I slipped it into her ass she jacked me off rough and sexy then took the pool of cum and gave me a Armenian Sloppy Joe"

Armenian Sloppy Joe by Young Jazo February 27, 2019

Armenian sentence 

Sentence that doesn't make any logical sense and usually full with grammatical mistakes.

+ I school will go probably yesterday
- Dude what was that Armenian sentence?
+ Sorry mate I'm too drunk

Armenian sentence by Atmoran Knight September 5, 2021

Armenian search 

a searching technique that can involve questionably legal methods to find what one is looking for.

I saw a video of where a cop does an Armenian search and I had to look it up and see if they're allowed to.

Armenian search by Mr. Downy September 1, 2025

Armenian Ham Sandwich 

When one folds the penis in half prior to coitus to simulate a thicker member.

Jim gave Jill an Armenian ham sandwich, because he's oh so small.

Armenian Ham Sandwich by Slappy McDouche April 7, 2008

Armenian Dry Socket 

A theoretical obscene sex act, regarding a male biting into the breast of a well endowed woman, and sucking out all of the breast tissue until the boob is nothing more than an empty and shriveled husk, only vaguely reminiscent of the majesty it was beheld.

"Neil got thrown out of the strip bar last night."

"Holy crap! For what?!"

"He gave a dancer the Armenian Dry Socket."

"Wow. How will she make money now?"

Armenian Dry Socket by ConradoThePirate April 26, 2009