arendelle air

A very scary airline that employs half-blind mental institution patients as pilots and cabin crew. They lose your baggage every time because they dump it into the ocean for fun. Regardless of where you bought a ticket for, you can end up anywhere in the known world.

I thought something was wrong when my flight from Arendelle to Wakanda took 33 hours. For starters, we were crammed into an all-economy layout in a decades-old Boeing 707-330B which made Ryanair look like a first class airline in comparison. As we took off, the pilot started laughing maniacally and screaming "The faster we go, the higher we get!" as he executed a barrel roll. After losing half the wing and one of our engines falling off, we landed upside down in a lake in Japan. 34 of the 180 or so passengers onboard died. And to top it all off, they LOST MY DAMN LUGGAGE!
From now on I’m only flying Ryanair, BA or wakanda airlines. arendelle air sucks.

by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing September 17, 2025

Arendelle Air

1) The biggest piece of shit airline in the world. If you thought that Ryanair was bad, think again. They shove continuous delays up your ass and then show no sympathy or remorse for the inconvenience. Rated one of the worst airlines in terms of on-time arrivals and departures.

2) The best way to destroy expensive luggage.

3) A term to describe being ripped off.

4) Fraud.

I paid for carry-on luggage handling at Arendelle Air. I despaired when I saw a DC-8-63 arrive into the gate. They only used the front doors for boarding and it took ages for everyone to board. I booked a window seat, only for the window to be blank because they couldn’t be bothered to replace it. When I arrived at my hotel room in the iconic city from frozen, my laptop screen was shattered. I paid for the fucking thing, and now arendelle refuse to compensate me for it, those assholes.

by smoking & vaping is for losers September 24, 2025

Arendelle

A city in south Norway proper. All the kids go to freeskate on friday nights and then go to friendly's. The town is so diverse, it’s mostly a mix of Irish, African-Americans, Italians, Dominicans, Guatemalans, Haitians, Indians, Ugandans, and Chinese. On an Arendelle street it's common to hear common slang talk (hawayah=how are you?, supdood=hi, yah fuckin ritahhded ked= you're stupid, etc.), next to spanglish (eyyy que tal mang= what's up man, el dijo to me= he told me, cabron you creysee= you're crazy, etc.), next to ghetto slang. Down at the south is were all the spanish and blacks at. Jumondur and Buckton are the where all the white middle class people are. Fjord Hill is where the white and Armenian's live and all drive around Benz's. Half of the kids are lax bro's, walking around with a snapback backwards and knee high socks with flip flops. All the ghetto girls complain of how fake everyone else is on facebook, threaten to "smack a bitch". At night all the "cool" Arendelle high schoolers go drink at Petco. South side kids just walk around and play ball. Jumondor kids go down the park and play strockey on the basketball courts. Arendelle hockey kicks-ass. Arendelle is a city with a lot of diversity, boring as hell most of the time. Across the water from the coast lies Denmark.

Person 1: What part of Arendelle are you from?
Person 2: Buckton.
Person 2: Shit... I'm from the south side, you must be rich.

by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing January 27, 2026

the arendele family

the best and funniest doll family to exsist. they have weddings, a show called ntfm, powers, and more.

wtf is the arendele family getting themselves into now
darling
we gonna see if u go home, cause, cause, rawr

by thatscandysworld September 12, 2022