April 5

If you were born in this date you are a truly talented genius but you can't keep your dick in your pants.

Tim: ur an april 5th aren't you?
Fred: bruh I'm not that much of a clever horny guy am I?

by Yummybrosound March 11, 2021

April 5

National get high like a skyscraper day and fuck girls

National get high like a skyscraper day and fuck girls April 5

by Coolguythatishigh October 25, 2019

April 5

April 5 is is national roachs day made by your truly <3

April 5 is a day where we celebrate people who are considered roaches just for fun .

by irmroachs April 5, 2022

April 5

It’s for the thick boys and plus that they get a free n word pass from there black friend

Wow it’s your birthday today it’s April 5 it’s for the thick boys woooooohooooo

by Thiccy Rich November 25, 2019

April 5 2022

National punch your fake friends over day

It's April 5 2022 here's a black eye

by Kendal is the best April 4, 2022

April 5-6-7

It is the day that the most sexy, intelligent, handsome, sincere, loving and talented man was born. he is really unique and his name is german. unfortunately not all women can have him but I have that privilege, it is a gift sent by God! although God does not exist but it does not matter

Example:

-Look !! Here it comes a Germán boy who Born in April 5-6-7

-OMG, he is so hot

by Valenzxia November 27, 2021

5 April 2063

The day, Humanity makes first contact in Star Trek.

Guy 1: Hey did you know when first contact was made?
Guy 2: Yeah, it was the 5 April 2063.

by SomeStarTrekdude November 28, 2020