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Audit Chat

The systematic, meticulous and highly persuasive bullshit that is said or written when an Auditor doesn’t have or cannot be bothered to provide a legitimate logic for the rationale they have used for an audit methodology.
Dude, just give it some Audit Chat, always does the trick
by Lord of the Ledger July 4, 2011
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Auditor's Ass

This term is referred public auditors who gained a huge ass due to their countless hours sitting on their ass doing their work.
Auditor A: Damn, I feel like my ass is getting bigger through the busy season.

Auditor B: Ha! You've just got yourself a nice auditor's ass!
by NoMoreAudit February 18, 2010
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auditor

Creature of the night, that survives daily through consumption of 20 cups of coffee.
T is a damn good auditor.
by Pace2001 May 13, 2005
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Auditorium

Noun; a place where there are no security cameras so sexual pleasures can be performed
Alec and Charlie went to the auditorium and made a mess!
by B McD June 2, 2016
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Auditgasm

The moment of climax-like tension release that auditors experience as they hit the send button to deliver a report in which they spent a significant amount of time probing the openings and crevices of their subjects (sometimes referred to as "the bottoms").

var. Internal Auditgasm - the delivery of a report which leaves the "subject" feeling the need to wash orifices in addition to their skin after having received such a report.
What are those strange moans and groans over in Richard's cube?

Oh, that? I think he just shipped off the report for that audit he's been working on, the tension's been building up for a while, he might have had an auditgasm.
by CaptainSmirk November 14, 2010
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auditory sex

dude, that slut just got a cum shot right in the ear, during auditory sex!
by fucksoid February 17, 2005
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