Dick Aneurism

When a penis becomes so erect that it begins to spasm erratically. It is uncontrollably pleasurably painful. During a dick aneurism, one must not drink Gatorade. They might die.

Damn girl...last night I gave my boyfriend a dick aneurism!

by dickwars September 30, 2012

aneurysm

Used in many different games when comitting suicide. Mostly used in UT2004.

Player had an aneurysm.

by Mr. Biatch Owner! May 5, 2005

aneurysm

The time before you burst a nut

I had an aneurysm last night

by Shreck101 March 9, 2019

Brain Aneurysm

What happens to you when you try to translate the New Zealand national anthem.

Don't listen to that! You will get a brain aneurysm

by The slayer 18 June 19, 2017

Ang·eurysm

A possibility of a brain aneurysm caused by anger

Dani: Did you see how mad that guy was getting?

Venessa: Yeah, he was about to have an ang·eurysm!

by soozeeq September 22, 2014

Wrist Aneurysm

Similar to a seizure, but begins at the hands/fingers and rapidly works up to the rest of the body. Wrist aneurysms are undetectable, but can be triggered by the victim. The victim will lose control of their body. One of the many symptoms of Ratpiss Disease.

Person 1: "Did you see that kid back there?"

Person 2: "Yeah, I think he was having a wrist aneurysm."

by Ratpiss_ September 6, 2018

anal rape aneurysm

When you're catching feelings for someone and you know you shouldn't so your brain does all it can to stop it

"Dude Chelsea gives me such an anal rape Aneurysm"

by Bigolepappy August 11, 2017