an education

What home-schooled children give their parents upon reaching their teenage years.

Darrell said he was going to home-school his children so they wouldn't be influenced by the worldly liberal media. Once they became teenagers, his daughter ran away from home and his son ended up in court for killing a man. Looks like his kids gave Darrell an education.

by Bert Thompson, PHD April 9, 2008

Pulling an Edwin

the act of being straight up with a girl and saying "Let's fuck" or something of that sort of; this seems like a stupid act but 9 out of 10 times suprisingly works

Julian: "How did you fuck her?"

Ruben: "I tried pulling an Edwin and it worked"

by chicanopito April 21, 2018

‘An Edinburgh’

The art of smuggling more people into a hotel, accommodation or booking, than originally payed for.

Just book the hotel for two and we’ll just do ‘an Edinburgh’ and smuggle five of us in.

by @mattchristian July 27, 2019

Pulling an Eddie

When the father of your child doesn't acknowledge the baby,when knowing they are the father,and doesn't want to pay child support. (i.e Eddie Murphy with Mel B's baby)

"Hey girl have you heard from Russel?"

"Hell naw, you know he be pulling an Eddie!"

by Deshe December 28, 2007

Doing An Eddie

A Person capable of setting any thing on fire if left alone for long enough

Person 1: Hay wheres eddie

Person 2: he might be back at the camp

Person 1: Quick we gonna get back 2 the camp before he starts Doing An Eddie and sets the tent on fire

Person 2: But they are fire proof

Person1: trust me he will find a way

by NuTTeR17 October 16, 2008

Pulled an Edward

When somebody has "pulled an Edward Cullen," they have acted creepy, stalkerish, or tries to break up with another person on the account of said dumpee being "too good for them."

Jenny: What? You're breaking up with me???
Pablo-the-Edward-Cullen-wannabee: Yes, Jenny... You're too good for me... You're like a saint compared to me.
Jenny: Really? I'm glad you're breaking up with me... Pansy. You just pulled an Edward

Monica: *is sleeping*
Edward-wannabee: * is staring at her*
Monica: *wakes up and sees him* WTF, you freak?!
Edward: *licks lips and jumps out window*
Monica: That freak just pulled an Edward.

by Fluffernugget August 16, 2012

Pulling an Edosa

The act of trying to come up with something FAR out of the realm of possibility than trying to justify it only to fail. "Pulling an Edosa" is very closely related to group chats and in turn, the person pulling an Edosa will usually be trying to justify his point against the entirety of the Chat.

" just because you are wearing a bulletproof vest does not mean you won't feel the pain stop Pulling an Edosa."

" dude ur character is a dwarf how would he reach that high up....... even with the staff he cant reach 20 feet stop PULLING AN EDOSA"

by OddlyTrajic October 2, 2020