Amtrak

Basketball: A traveling violation

Travel: The government-owned corporation that operates the Acela from Boston to DC.

Basketball: The ballhandler raised his pivot foot, and put it back down without passing or shooting - the ref has to call Amtrak on that!

Travel: He's taking the Amtrak Acela Express from New Haven to Penn Station instead of Metro-North to save time.

by CP12 April 22, 2006

Amtrak

a complete failure that makes British Rail look serviceable

another late Amtrak train

by Bootymcassface September 4, 2018

Amtrak'd

Being refused boarding onto an Amtrak train by an Amtrak Policeman (Glorified Security Guard) who only became an Amtrak cop because he lacked the balls to be a real cop and confront real criminals and who just barely missed the cut at the very highly selective Greensboro Shopping Center Security Force because he had no previous training driving a golf cart with a yellow light on top. And that refusal is because Amtrak scheduled a 4 am departure time so you decided to take a nap in your car while you await the arrival of your train. Upon finding you napping on Amtrak property in your own vehicle, the Amtrak Policeman uses his superior detective skills to asses the situation, and after realizing the threat of the sleeping passenger in front of him takes no chances and calls the REAL police, who promptly show up to takeover the highly dangerous situation. The delay causes you to miss your train and the Greensboro police department offers to buy you breakfast for your trouble. The Amtrak Policeman was given a commendation for his superior police work at Amtrak's Greensboro station parking garage. However, even with the commendation teh officer again failed to make the cut for a position on the security force at the Greensboro Shopping Center.

For abosilutely no intelligent or logical reason, Officer Wannabe of teh AMtrak police force detained Jay causing him to miss his train that comes through town once a day. When asked by the real police why he did that, Officer Wannabe replied "I Amtrak'd his ass."

by Pattty Hostin April 18, 2008

amtraked

to lose one's 'train' of thought, derail

1: ... I was walking down the hall and then...
period of silence
2: and then what happened?
1: I don't remember, I totally just amtraked!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

Amtrak

A train operator in the United States. Also a government failure (as of 2020). People only ride it for scenic views, sentimental value, or rarely, actual transportation.

Joe Biden took the Amtrak Acela from Wilmington, DE to Washington.

by puttingupthecookies October 29, 2020

attracks

the misspelled version of “attracts”.

guy 1: *texting guy 2* she literally attracks every guy that sees her omg
guy 2: learn how to spell, dumbass

by bussy_spreader_24 June 1, 2021

Amtrak

A sexual practice whereby a group of male friends (or "homies") queue up and take turns fucking girls. This adds a systematic element to group sex, much like the Miller rotation system does in volleyball.

From 2 Live Crew's "We Want Some Pussy":

"You see, me and my homies like to play this game
We call it Amtrak but some call it the train
We all would line up in a single-file line
And take our turns at waxing girls' behinds
But every time it came to me, I was shit out of luck
Because I'd stick my dick in, and it would get stuck
The girls would say "Stop!" I'd say "I'm not!
That's enough, I quit, 'cause y'all are bustin' me out!"
I say, girls, don't hide it, just divide it
And please don't knock it until you've tried it
So to all of you bitches and all you hoes
Let's have group sex and do the Rambo!"

by sc0ner June 14, 2010