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Yijkstra's Algorithm

A description of an algorithm or computer routine that produces poor or hinky results. This is a reference to Dijkstra's algorithm.
Oh damn, that's a major Yijkstra's algorithm, 40 percent of monte carlos show the rocket smashing into the ground.
by the_fat_greek_mathematician September 15, 2021
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Allord

A woman who enjoys the thrill of peeing standing up with or without a shenis. Often mistaken for a transvestite when seen from behind at a urinal, but can be confirmed female by a quick and brutal pantsing, inevitably followed by a quick retreat.
"I thought that bitch was a man, so I yanked down his pants but it turned out she was just an Allord. She sure punched like a man though."
by QueenMidas February 7, 2010
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Algorithmed

Having your comments, art or videos hidden from view by an automatic process employed by a tech company, often as a result of a form of soft censorship that is built into the algorithm employed by the tech company to suggest or deliver content to a viewer.

Usually the algorithm selects which content to hide based on political or financial interests of the tech company or its internal culture, when it lacks the human resources needed to hide such content.
Half my videos are demonetised and the rest can't be discovered by new people because Youtube has me algorithmed because we talk about things they don't want us to talk about.
by TheSpeakerOfTheHouse February 25, 2020
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algorithm

Word used by programmers when they do not want to explain what they did.
How did you code that?

Erm, I created an algorithm...
by Flying_Banana March 19, 2017
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Alorica

The most miserable, unfair, terrible place to work at. It is hated by God Himself
Dude, my fried died today...

what happened?

He got a job at Alorica and then died from being bitched at excessively by stupid people
by northpolesucks October 22, 2008
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Allora

The most amazingly hot, amazing, and perfect name of history
-Woah shes hot she must be an Allora
by amazingerthanyou September 26, 2010
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allocishet

Someone who is allosexual & alloromantic (completely experiences sexual & romantic attraction), heterosexual (is attracted solely to members of the opposite gender) and is cisgender (someone whose sex is their biological gender).
We need more allocishets who support LGBTQIA+ people!
by A Lone Smartass June 14, 2021
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