Allinghamitis affects every part of your body, mind and bones. Symptoms include, but are not limited to, diarrhea, chronic fatigue, allergy to mental and physical labour, cribtinitis (desire to stay in bed for long periods of time) and often a strong, burning desire to spend every pay cheque like you just won Lotto Max.
Jim had so many ailments that his doctor just put it down to a bad case of Allinghamitis that had been spreading throughout the Valley like the plague.
by pj89 July 25, 2015
Get the Allinghamitis mug.Allison Gardiner wrote a poem:
oh my oh my..how she loves Dougherty
She can waddle around, and assert her authority
To all of those tiles yet to be cracked...
Is a solemn warning, to all of the children she has snapped
Broken and shattered, innocent no more
At fault of the scary lady and all the colors of the rainbow she adores
But one day, one brave soul emerged
Casted down by a bean of, light sent from the heavens
The children cheered as if the slots had all sevens
A tall figure entered the room, with a small box in hand
Ms Gardiner screamed and threw a fit, but he ignored her every command
The class was astonished, shocked if need be, what could cause such pandemonium and distress
She walked over and swiped the box and held it to the class, she yelled and screamed until there was nothing left to say
When the smoke had settled there was nothing left, but an old box of Chick Fil A
oh my oh my..how she loves Dougherty
She can waddle around, and assert her authority
To all of those tiles yet to be cracked...
Is a solemn warning, to all of the children she has snapped
Broken and shattered, innocent no more
At fault of the scary lady and all the colors of the rainbow she adores
But one day, one brave soul emerged
Casted down by a bean of, light sent from the heavens
The children cheered as if the slots had all sevens
A tall figure entered the room, with a small box in hand
Ms Gardiner screamed and threw a fit, but he ignored her every command
The class was astonished, shocked if need be, what could cause such pandemonium and distress
She walked over and swiped the box and held it to the class, she yelled and screamed until there was nothing left to say
When the smoke had settled there was nothing left, but an old box of Chick Fil A
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I love you Allona
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Get the Allona mug.by cubbard33 August 29, 2010
Get the Allison mug.Someone who generally cares about the well being of others; she always puts herself before anyone else. When you first meet her she will sen very shy and not want to open up, but once you get to know her she will no longer be shy but more open. However, when she is open with you, she won't be so open because she still likes to keep things to herself. Allison's will never tell the person that they have a crush on that they do, because they are afraid of rejection. But when she does have a boyfriend, she will keep him forever and when they break up it won't be too bad because she will know and so will he that their time together was perfect just the way that it was. Allison's won't have too many friends, but the ones that they do will be for life. Allison's are very sensitive and a little gullible so they take everything to heart. Don't ever back stab an Allison because they are very good at tracking people down. All in all, Allison's are very lovely people and if you have the chance to meet one of them, become friends, it will be worth it.
Allison's are awesome
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Get the Allison mug.The word Allison means "of noble sort" or "noble". It can also mean "Honest" and "True". These definitions hardly seem to captivate the true person behind the name normally. Allison, in most cases, is always kind, and beautiful. She's a bit stubborn at times, but these little things are the things that make you enjoy her company, and companionship all the more. Most people when meeting an Allison immediately get a sense of awe, and strive to get to know this Allison better. Allison is the smartest, most clever girl you shall meet, and on top of this her beauty is unmatched. Umatched so you begin to wonder if it is a mortal beauty. This is Allison, and if you are lucky enough to know this Allison, be thankful.
(note: yes, there are bad Allisons, but they just turned that way over time and misuse. They should probably get their name changed to something like... Tina, or Sheena)
(note: yes, there are bad Allisons, but they just turned that way over time and misuse. They should probably get their name changed to something like... Tina, or Sheena)
Craig: "What happened!?"
Greg: "You just passed out dude."
Craig: "But, ...why dude? why??"
Greg: "I'm pretty sure you saw an Allison."
Craig: "Darn you amnesia, and all your side-effects!!!"
Greg: "You just passed out dude."
Craig: "But, ...why dude? why??"
Greg: "I'm pretty sure you saw an Allison."
Craig: "Darn you amnesia, and all your side-effects!!!"
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Get the Allison mug.An alliance between the nations Nutsackia, Ballsackia, and Scrotania in which the countries agree to aid each other against the threats of Hell's Wasteland and Curthailand.
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