Alpine, TX

A small town in way west Texas that isn't close to anywhere and where you know everyone and everyone knows your business. Pleasant for children and the retiring. Miserable for anyone between the ages of 16-45, unless you enjoy few people, ranching, gossip, or great mountain sunsets.

"Where you from?"
"Alpine, TX."
"Where's that?"

Enough said...

by smalltownkid1 March 2, 2009

Aline

A nice person that loves herself

Person 1 I look so pretty today
Person 2 Oh shit that must be Aline

by Moneymoney11 November 29, 2018

Alpine Skier

When a girl sits between two guys and simultaneously gives them a hand job.

During our flight back from Chicago Marie sat in the middle seat and gave Aaron and I an Alpine Skier.

by Tacotyme November 6, 2009

albineye

albineye is a relative of the "brown eye", but much more elusive. An albineye is when someone bleaches their anus, thereby making the brown eye less pronounced and more closely matching the color of their other skin. Since it has been bleached, it looks somewhat like an albino's sphincter, and therefore becomes the "albineye".

Pronounced like: al-bye-nye

I was really impressed after bleaching my girlfriend's anus. Now when I bang her from behind, it stares at me like an albineye.

by bigjimandthetwins October 27, 2011

Alpine Skiing

A double handjob.
According to the song by Pansy Division...
"it takes 3 guys to do it right,
(they're gay, so could be 1 girl & 2 guys)
1 on the left and 1 on the right.
..just get your hands around two poles,
move 'em up and down in a steady motion"

Jim and I took Lisa "Alpine Skiing" and she was covered in "white" in no time.

You know those twins, Blaine and Blake? Well, when I saw the huge bulges in their pants I just had to take them to my room for some "Alpine Skiing" I could barely get my hands around their poles.

by BillShaite April 16, 2004

Alline

She is a beautiful young happy girl who knows how to have a good time. She doesn't like clingy men. She also has a bestfriend who is very pretty you should date her. Date Alline she will be worth your time

1) I date Alline and she was too pretty for me that's the reason why she said she dumped me.
2) Ohhh.. Alline yeah i know her. She's hot
3) Alline! what a wondeful girl who broke my heart.
4) Alline is a stud muffin.

by Marco Colbert February 18, 2011

Aline

A brazillian girl who is fiery and hot. She seems modest and nice at first, which she is, but deep down there is a spirit for revenge. She is pretty awesome teacher of Portuguese if I say so....

Person 1: Is it pronounced A-line?
Person 2: Hell nah, its Alineee

by Phagemaster March 23, 2020