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cuckold affirmation

An event held by a woman who practices cuckoldry. This event is generally composed of a cuckold affirmation ceremony which has vows and rings or jewelry exchange. Typically there is some type of after-party and then a "Cuckymoon"
Betty has been cuckolding her husband Ken for several years. She loves her husband but find him to be sexually inadequate or boring. Betty has a boyfriend Tom and decides that she wants to make her status as a cuckoldress "official".

Betty decides she wants to hold her own cuckold affirmation. She and her husband plan out the event, invite some of their friends who know about their special marriage.

On the special day they hold a ceremony in their home. At the cermeony Betty asserts her rights as a cuckolding or hot-wife. During the vows Betty affirms her sexual rights and freedoms while Ken pledges his support for his wife's sexual freedom while he must remain faithful to her. Betty's boyfriend Tom promises to provide Betty with the sexual pleasure and satisfation that her cuckold husband cannot.
There is then a party afterward. That evening Betty and Tom go on their Cuckymoon.
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Affirmative Blaction

A government policy established by white liberal politicians who already have two incomes and won't be discommoded by not being able to get a job because they are white males.

A government policy that favors giving jobs and entitlements to NON white, NON male people because they are not white and not male, without regard to their real need. These policies are created by white liberals who want non-white people to vote for them. To keep getting these votes, the liberals MUST keep the non-white people in a subservient position.
I have been denied several jobs and a seat in a graduate program because of Affirmative Blaction.
by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005
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Affirmation

With my full awareness as I speak my affirmations the Universe receives by law of attraction.
by G'ity September 4, 2021
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Affirmative Blacktion

by ?RHSHO? October 2, 2003
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affirmative bullshit

i scored 200 points higher on my SAT and that minority got into college before me, because of affirmative bullshit.
by chunk9590 January 7, 2009
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Affirmatit

A person (often a male) confirming the fact that they got to second base.
John: Hey man, you get to second base last night?

Mike: Affirmatit.

John: Excellent.
by ForbiddenWord June 13, 2016
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Affirmative Compadre

a synonym phrase to: yeah buddy (yb) and indeed chum (ic); a phrase often used by two bestfriends that are inseparable, preferably both golfers; whose names are both Hannah and Collin; the coolest people you will ever meet.

acronym: AC
Hannah: "hey are you practicing at the gaven today?"
Collin: "affirmative compadre" (AC)
by hannahhkayyyyy February 20, 2011
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