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fuck my actual life 

This is what you say when you life totally sucks cock.
Dave: "You've lost everything"
Me : ''Fuck my actual life!"
fuck my actual life by Lifesuckscock September 16, 2013

What in the actual hot crispy Kentucky fried fuck 

Used for the most extraordinarily confusing or weird moments, say this when the most WIERD shit goes down
hey guys what--… what in the actual hot crispy Kentucky fried fuck is this CHAT?!

Actual fucking shit 

Yael and Kimberly’s relationship is actual fucking shit

what in the actual fucking hell is that 

When your gf is trying to see your dick
Gf: what in the actual fucking hell is that
3: :(

Actual Fucking Agony 

When you whip again and the TP is more bloody then shitty, but still shitty
A: What do you wish upon me?
B: Actual Fucking Agony
A: jfc man...
Actual Fucking Agony by cummy2 September 29, 2020

is there any word on this fucking website that has the actual definition and nothing else? 

“is there any word on this fucking website that has the actual definition and nothing else?”

Nope