1. The inability to control one's penis, and, therefore fucking everything in sight. Generally it is men who are afflicted with this disease.
2. An excuse whoring men give for being unfaithful.
2. An excuse whoring men give for being unfaithful.
"Baby, it's not my fault you caught me with the Maytag repair man in a 69! It's my Restless third-leg syndrome acting up".
by BaJinxy August 29, 2007
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Boy: you like how I’m fucking this pussy baby
Girl: yess daddy, you fuck me so good with your third leg
Boy: you like how I’m fucking this pussy baby
Girl: yess daddy, you fuck me so good with your third leg
by Therealbigmama December 21, 2024
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Ted: Yo man I heard Mikey hit a third leg roadie.
Steve: Aw yeah he told me he couldn’t wait til the next gas station!
Steve: Aw yeah he told me he couldn’t wait til the next gas station!
by waffleironsuicide January 28, 2026
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