As the name suggests, "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!," Is used to describe a holy piece of shit, blessed by a hooker, stuck on a shingle that was shoved up the American President's Dick hole, with the piece of shit still on the shingle.
President: "Hey! Look at my Dick!"
Person 1: "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick! There's a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick hole!"
Person 2: "Hey... There is a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick Hole! That's proper word use!"
Person 1: "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick! There's a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick hole!"
Person 2: "Hey... There is a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick Hole! That's proper word use!"
by 0hsh1t December 25, 2022
Get the Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick! mug.Verb. Liquidating one's assets (esp. community property) for pure personal gain and leaving; abandoning societal/familial social, moral and ethical expectations; forsaking one's responsibilities. Taking the easy way out.
Dick Smith was married and had 5 children. He had a big house with expensive cars and all the trappings of a wealthy family. One day Dick lost his job and after leaving work, liquidated all of his bank accounts and assets and left town, leaving his family high and dry.
Applications-
1. Someone gets fired from work- "he took a Dick Smith"
2. You are at a party and want to leave- "Hey I am going to take a Dick Smith"
3. Someone quits a job- "I took a Dick Smith"
4. Sean White lost in the Olympics- "Sean White took a Dick Smith in that event"
5. A store or restaurant closes- "They took a Dick Smith"
Applications-
1. Someone gets fired from work- "he took a Dick Smith"
2. You are at a party and want to leave- "Hey I am going to take a Dick Smith"
3. Someone quits a job- "I took a Dick Smith"
4. Sean White lost in the Olympics- "Sean White took a Dick Smith in that event"
5. A store or restaurant closes- "They took a Dick Smith"
by T.M. Zappa February 26, 2014
Get the Take a Dick Smith mug.To commit an egregious act while driving a car and act like you did nothing wrong.
Any kind of ballsy, illegal-as-hell-act done while driving your car. Its best to act totally innocent after you Pull a Dick Smith.
Any kind of ballsy, illegal-as-hell-act done while driving your car. Its best to act totally innocent after you Pull a Dick Smith.
by Gomzz July 20, 2010
Get the Pull a Dick Smith mug.The only scientific explanation for a female indervidual who cannot be without a man or go without dick.
The pain and suffering of not having enough dick in your life and going out of the way to get it like it’s going out of fashion.
The solutions for this are to love on yourself, buy a vibrate, take a cold shower or use your fingers.
The pain and suffering of not having enough dick in your life and going out of the way to get it like it’s going out of fashion.
The solutions for this are to love on yourself, buy a vibrate, take a cold shower or use your fingers.
by RAYA777 November 17, 2019
Get the Lack-A-Dick Syndrome mug.The term dubbed, "dicking a dick-sandwich" originated in a hotel whereby three 'mates' decided that two of them would press their exposed genitalia against one another, getting erections in order for their dicks to press against one another horizontally in a 2D fashion for the third 'mate' to then insert their dick into the 'sandwich', such as vaginal sex. This methodology is referred to as forming a sandwich, one structured through the building blocks of dicks. This is also known to form a 'tri force of dick', being the limit break most commonly referred to as the 'Dick of Courage Swipe'.
It is sometimes known that the two men forming the 'sandwich' hold their dicks together at their respective bases to strengthen the structure.
Upon explanation of the concept to an exterior source one question was asked,
"Should it not be therefore called fucking a dick-sandwich?"
Upon inquiry this question was swiftly met with the previously discussed answer,
"No, because one is putting ones dick in the aforementioned 'sandwich', therefore eliminating that this could be done without the use of a strap-on by a female."
It is sometimes known that the two men forming the 'sandwich' hold their dicks together at their respective bases to strengthen the structure.
Upon explanation of the concept to an exterior source one question was asked,
"Should it not be therefore called fucking a dick-sandwich?"
Upon inquiry this question was swiftly met with the previously discussed answer,
"No, because one is putting ones dick in the aforementioned 'sandwich', therefore eliminating that this could be done without the use of a strap-on by a female."
M1: "Hey, we have been thinking and, do you want to put your dick in between ours?"
M3: "Yes, please form a sandwich with your penises so that I may proceed to fuck the gap."
M2: "So you want to be dicking a dick-sandwich?"
M3: "Yes, please form a sandwich with your penises so that I may proceed to fuck the gap."
M2: "So you want to be dicking a dick-sandwich?"
by Endrain April 26, 2016
Get the dicking a dick-sandwich mug.Dude 1: I read the book A dick so far up my ass my body recognizes it as a new organ.\
Dude 2: Yeah man A dick so far up my ass my body recognizes it as a new organ is a good book
Dude 2: Yeah man A dick so far up my ass my body recognizes it as a new organ is a good book
by Senapi April 21, 2021
Get the A dick so far up my ass my body recognizes it as a new organ mug.The worse then Ur dad lesbian, Ur mom gay, Ur granny tranny, and your Grand pap a trap combined; Everytime it is said a galaxy gets sucked into a black hole
Jim: Ur granny tranny
John: Ur grandpap a trap
Jim: well your great grandmother a dick sucker
John: *Gets Sucked into a black hole
John: Ur grandpap a trap
Jim: well your great grandmother a dick sucker
John: *Gets Sucked into a black hole
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