A town in Ontario across the Skybridge from Hamilton. Very Dirty, with a lot of pricks and sluts in it.
"If you cross the Skyway and turn left, everyone becomes an asshole"
"Why's that?"
"Because then you're in Burlington"
"Why's that?"
"Because then you're in Burlington"
by Nairb Eitsoc September 4, 2008
some little town in ND that a lot of drinkin, partyin, and smokin go on in...most people drive pickups with glasspacks...a lot of stupid shit happens here...and the kids from the high school rob kmart's and gas stations
by wasted kid April 8, 2008
absolute hell. kids usually hang out at football games where little people try to fight other little people. juuling is common. the guys are ALL ugly and the girls think they are the shit. people freak out over the smallest things, like a make out session. nudes are also common
by igna teehal November 10, 2018
Absolutely one of the worst malls in Massachusetts, if so even United States. Everyone there is either a 13 year old middle schooler with nothing better to do on a Friday night, than wear Snapback hats, tight pants, and argue about how much their "swag" owns yours. Or filled with Emotional goth kids who smoke weed in the corner of the cafeteria, near shotcakes. The mall itself isn't that bad, it has a variety of good stores, such as: Champs, Apple, Lindt chocolate, Brookstone, etc... but moving along from that, it's the terrible people that fill the mall, who make it a horrible experience. I can also assure that 75% of the girls there all try to meet guys; just to give blowjobs in back of Abercrombie and Fitch, and pass along their Hepatitis C. The cafeteria is also disgusting, all of the "mall food" tastes the same, and it is also really, really, dirty. The most notable thing of this mall is the movie Paul Blart: Mall Cop was filmed there, but hey, even that sucked. The lesson that most people have learned is not to shop at this piece of shit, and find a better thing to do then become mall rats.
Guy 1 - "ay yo, nigga, lets go to da Burlington Mall Friday night, and GET CRUNKKKKK!"
Guy 2 - "yo ight, you tryna fuck sum bitchezzZz?"
Guy 1 - "fuck ya, wit dis swag I'm up for shiiii"
Guy 3 - "Are you fucking serious?"
Girl 1 - "hey can I have your number?"
Guy 1 - "um, who the hell are you?"
Girl 1 - "If you buy me those ugg boots, ill let you fuck me!"
Guy 1 - "no, please go away"
Girl 1 - "nigga, you gay!!!"
Guy 2 - "yo ight, you tryna fuck sum bitchezzZz?"
Guy 1 - "fuck ya, wit dis swag I'm up for shiiii"
Guy 3 - "Are you fucking serious?"
Girl 1 - "hey can I have your number?"
Guy 1 - "um, who the hell are you?"
Girl 1 - "If you buy me those ugg boots, ill let you fuck me!"
Guy 1 - "no, please go away"
Girl 1 - "nigga, you gay!!!"
by Jensen1429 May 19, 2013
The song of University College London.
Who came up with UCL version? Totally unknown, although it originated from a version of the song popular in music halls according to sources on Wikipedia.
Every year almost all the freshers learn the song, and every year it graces the streets of London. It is passed on mainly by lawyers and the political and sporting societies.
It's rarely, if ever, sung when sober. It is directly offensive towards students from the Strand Polytechnic - Kings College London.
Who came up with UCL version? Totally unknown, although it originated from a version of the song popular in music halls according to sources on Wikipedia.
Every year almost all the freshers learn the song, and every year it graces the streets of London. It is passed on mainly by lawyers and the political and sporting societies.
It's rarely, if ever, sung when sober. It is directly offensive towards students from the Strand Polytechnic - Kings College London.
I'm Burlington Bertie,
I'm short, fat and dirty,
My college portrays my high class - high class.
I walk down the Strand,
With my cock in my hand,
And wave it at King's as I pass.
Oh Bert, Bert,
I come in my shirt,
At least I go to UC - UC.
There's one thing I'm sure of,
Strand Poly are wankers,
I'm Burlington Bert from UC. UC!!
That's me, and him, and her, and him and him
I'm short, fat and dirty,
My college portrays my high class - high class.
I walk down the Strand,
With my cock in my hand,
And wave it at King's as I pass.
Oh Bert, Bert,
I come in my shirt,
At least I go to UC - UC.
There's one thing I'm sure of,
Strand Poly are wankers,
I'm Burlington Bert from UC. UC!!
That's me, and him, and her, and him and him
by Freols May 19, 2009
The shittiest school in the world, no one will ever understand what goes on there unless they have been there first hand. Nudes go around weekly ruining people, people are dicks to anyone and everyone because they think it makes them cool. Filled with the fakest white girls in the world that wish they were and try to act black, if they dont have the newest clothes and makeup they cry and curse out their parents. If u rnt fake and popular and caught up in all the daily dose of drama then you have a super small friend group and no one knows u exist. Teachers dont know shit, students somehow fail the most idiotic classes in the world, and you are bound to get depression. White girls horde gay blacks guys and white kids who think their the shit cuz they juul and hookup with a different guy every week cuz thats how big of sluts girls there are. A girl and guy could hookup once think they like each other a week later hate each other and be "heartbroken," "used," and or "depressed" when they really arent and have no clue what it means to be. And dont even get me started on the wannabe rednecks and tryhard indians
by nondickrider January 18, 2019
South Burlington is a suburban "city" next to Burlington, VT. It mostly consists of huge neighborhoods where all the house's look alike. The only place to shop is the University Mall, which is tiny and mostly houses sketchy greasy people during the day. Most of the kids have rich families, the rest are not rich at at all and live by the airport. There is no middle class. There's like 5 black kids in the highschool.. also the highschool takes kids from the islands who are weird, and the school district cuts more stuff out of the budget each year. Als French fries is the best place in South Burlington. And that's basically it.
Guy: Hey I live in South Burlington Vermont
Girl: What do you do for fun there? has fun been cut out of the budget too?
Girl: What do you do for fun there? has fun been cut out of the budget too?
by preppygurl October 4, 2009