Innocent as a smoothie

I am like pure fruits with the truth,no additives no preservatives . Not guilty

Some one is accusing of doing something wrong, you say I am innocent as a smoothie

by bhman February 14, 2012

a smothering

Like a mattress party (euthanasia via a family mattress pile-on), only in the olde-English/Irish times.

Usually when food is scarce and a older relative is still hanging around, healthily consuming valuable resources.

"If grandma is still eating all those potatoes through spring, we'll have to get the relos in for a smothering, what-ho!"

by Real Deal Bill McNeil January 3, 2017

National give someone named sam a smooch day

On this day you are legally required to give someone named sam a big ol smooch on the cheek

Jack: Hey did you hear what day it is?
Max: No what is it?
Jack: It national give someone named sam a smooch day!
Max: Oh, i better go find someone then

by Tacticalfish November 15, 2022

making a smoothie

Slang for going to the bathroom to take a shit.
Useful if your with a bunch of people and someone asks what you're off to do, but you dont really want to say...
Can be used in polite company, though be careful not to ask if anyone else would like one...

Two guys and two girls they like are sitting in a room, one guy gets up leaves, then comes back 5 mins later
Guy 1: "where you been man"
*girls look up, interested"
Guy 2: "...ah no where, just been making a smoothie"

by JoeW06 April 28, 2007

smooch-a-licious

This word is used to decribe a sexy ,short ,sweet ,caring , cuddly, and elegant lady.

Je**ica is smooch-a-licious.

by Beal mapp February 23, 2010

Smothered by a gay ape

When your opponent is clearly out-matched, yet somehow they go full retard and pull off the upset

The Soviets were smothered by a gay ape (20 of them) at the 1980 Winter Olympic Games in Lake Placid

by Gossip Gary November 14, 2024

Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.

A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis

Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.

by JewishCock August 21, 2021