zuckered

To be coaxed into doing something for fake benefits.

A: Man, I don't even know why I joined Facebook. All I got was a few likes and 1000 fake friends!
B: Sounds like you got zuckered.

A: I was zuckered to buy these minors alcohol.

by fsaleh August 1, 2011

Zucker

Meaning sugar in German.

Sweet as zucker.

by jstahl232 April 28, 2009

Zucker

Facebook idiot. A person who hasn't yet migrated to Google+.

Finally made the move over to G+, eh Zucker? I bet you thought Compact Discs were a flash in the pan too.

by b9anders July 15, 2011

jeremy zucker

the most underrated singer out there

stan jeremy zucker

by your communist daddy December 31, 2018

Mother Zucker

A negative term used to refer to Mark Zuckerberg, founder and CEO of Facebook.

Mother Zucker changed Facebook's layout again. It was probably just a distraction to keep us from noticing the horrible privacy settings.

by Roger Nadsworth October 7, 2010

getting zuckered

The experience of giving up your private and personally identifiable information, preferences, and media, all for the questionable trade-off of being allowed to join Facebook. (Facebook is owned by Mark Zuckerberg, who is quoted below…)

Zuck: Yeah so if you ever need info about anyone at Harvard
Zuck: Just ask.
Zuck: I have over 4,000 emails, pictures, addresses, SNS
(Redacted Friend's Name): What? How'd you manage that one?
Zuck: People just submitted it.
Zuck: I don't know why.
Zuck: They "trust me"
Zuck: Dumb fucks.

(Early example of "getting zuckered", quoted from a recently uncovered '04 IM)

by aboynamedpseu July 28, 2010

Jeremy Zucker

A possible human who maybe exists

Jeremy Zucker asked for a real Wikipedia page but he got an Urban Dictionary definition that says practically the same thing, your welcome

by Doormat <{•.•}> January 30, 2019