Volodymyr Zelensky

Former actor and comedian who is now the president of the nation of Ukraine. Also holds the world record for having the largest balls of any human being in history.

Volodymyr Zelensky is a complete fucking badass.

by mayanaze March 2, 2022

Wide Zelensky

upgraded wide putin.
a total chad
putin is a virgin

"Wide Zelensky is so hot."

by drier than the atacama March 9, 2022

Volodymyr Zelensky

Man with the biggest balls in the whole world

Putin after seeing the size of volodymyr’s balls instantly became self conscious and turned all troops back the Russia

2)BREAKING NEWS all of Eastern Europe has sunk due the ti immense wight of Volodymyr’s balls

Volodymyr Zelensky President of Ukraine

by English person 12345566889-928 March 8, 2022

Pulling a Zelensky

Acting as a Sock Puppet for World Government, while selling out your country.

Just as predicted, Biden is pulling a Zelensky on America.

by 247 Operations March 28, 2022

Vladimir Zelensky

Vladimir Zelensky is an actor and the worst president in the world. Zelensky is an asshole, help Russia!!!

Vladimir Zelensky will be arrested and will be judged by the people of Ukraine and Russia!

by Vladimir Zelensky February 7, 2023

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😱: 《¤》Zelensky《¤》zelensky《¤》Zelensky《¤》

by InterpersonalCommunication February 20, 2025

Pulling a Zelensky

To lure an enemy in by pretending to be a meek wimp and then beat the shit out of them.
— Sun Tzu, The Art of War

The Ottomans were pulling a Zelensky during the Gallipoli campaign, killing 300k British and French invaders.

Captain America spends his entire life pulling a Zelensky.

by scarlettfor January 7, 2025