zeb

to steal an object in a sketchy and predictable fashion. Made up locally after a sketchy kid named zeb who was always stealing peoples shit.

That asshole zebed my last beer.

by your mom is a cocksmooch July 24, 2006

zeb

A drunken individual tazered by the police in a unusual spot on their body.

That guy's crazy! When the police came he started swinging at them so they tasered him in the face!

Haha! He totally just got zebbed!

by geofunk March 04, 2008

zeb

see; JB

JB, stop calling yourself Zeb you numpty

by El February 11, 2004

Zeb

The act of straightening you hair and forgeting the back of your head. Leaving a lump of unstraightened hair in the back. Therefore making your hair look embarassing and disgusting.

Dude, do i have a Zeb?

You got a Zeb going on.

Zeb... Fail.

by Mikey Fresh. July 09, 2010

A Zeb

the act of performing oral sex on a female as she deficates where she choses, aslo could be a female form of a blumpkin

The frat boy was so drunk at the party last week he ZEBBED every over weight girl there.

I walked in on this guy giving this old lady A Zeb and was scared for life.

by WV Rot December 19, 2010

Zeb

A zeb is usually a great guy but has his downfalls at times. Usually more downs than ups. He usually goes for girls that have mental issue or likes to cut themselves. And he likes to kiss younger females romantic in rain at their house while his friends watch. Zeb’s will make your day but at a cost and likes to play mind tricks that leave you thinking bout like life. Zeb is an explorer and likes to go for men and explore the human body.

By True Love

¡There goes Zeb dating Gaby and kissing Kai!

by True Love Poems January 16, 2019

Zebbing

Verb: To wander around aimlessly grasping cast away items

"Excuse me fine sir, I couldn't help but notice you have been zebbing for the past 30 minutes"

by bennyben August 10, 2017