the crutch of modern parenting
if your baby does a poopy in their diaper and you don't wanna clean it up, just slap on Cocomelon. no reason to solve your parenting problems :D
if your baby does a poopy in their diaper and you don't wanna clean it up, just slap on Cocomelon. no reason to solve your parenting problems :D
the joke here is me criticizing the stuff youtube kids content includes; as in the types of videos that masquerade as kids content but have topics that are not appropriate for the intended audience
that also goes for the life hack channels; there was one video where a girl replaced the cream in an Oreo cookie with toothpaste and gave it to someone else in class. THAT'S ATTEMPTED POISONING, AND YET THEY'RE PROMOTING THIS AS KIDS CONTENT.
that also goes for the life hack channels; there was one video where a girl replaced the cream in an Oreo cookie with toothpaste and gave it to someone else in class. THAT'S ATTEMPTED POISONING, AND YET THEY'RE PROMOTING THIS AS KIDS CONTENT.
by CarkyAmster June 29, 2024
Someone thought making YouTube into kid friendly YouTube was a good idea, and they made YouTube less kid-friendly
Mum: should I download YouTube Kids for my 5 year old?
anyone who doesn't live under a rock : oh no you really shouldn't
anyone who doesn't live under a rock : oh no you really shouldn't
by 34107 May 15, 2022
by dumbgenzguy May 01, 2023
The Youtube Kids app was meant to be a safe place for kids to watch family friendly videos, kids could acces the internet without the dangers. But ohhhh, how that turned out….. The youtube kids app turned out to be a hive of the most wretched videos from the depths of hell, marketed at kids. Including: Skibidi Toilet, Wednesday Poppyplaytime and other vile videos in relation to Wednesday and Huggy Wuggy
by Purple_Deodorant August 10, 2023
He/ she is YouTube kids
by Santaisreal December 31, 2024
A kid that is addicted/too into YouTube shorts, and tends to say the newest (or reuploaded) memes out loud.
Person: “Hey, what’s up?”
Shorts Kid: *looking at phone* OMG HAHA SPINNING CHIP MEME *T-poses* 1 2 BUCKLE MY SHOEEEE 3 4 BUCKLE SOME MORE-
Person: Ugh, he is such a YouTube shorts kid.
Shorts Kid: *looking at phone* OMG HAHA SPINNING CHIP MEME *T-poses* 1 2 BUCKLE MY SHOEEEE 3 4 BUCKLE SOME MORE-
Person: Ugh, he is such a YouTube shorts kid.
by Alexander_7777 June 14, 2023
A young person who enjoys consuming YouTube Shorts and YouTube Shorts ONLY. They are usually meme kids, who find anything funny, and are addicted to copy and paste comments, and the 💀 emoji.
Mike: Wassup Johnny trynna play some Minecraft?
Johnny: MINECRAFT? THATS SUS 💀 ALL MY FELLAS 🔥🗣🗣
Mike: What a YouTube Shorts Kid.
Another example
*YouTube Short Here*
Comments (378)
PEOPLE WHO DONT LIKE HIM
👇
Bro really said __ 💀
Bro is actually __ 💀
Bro actually is him 💀
Johnny: MINECRAFT? THATS SUS 💀 ALL MY FELLAS 🔥🗣🗣
Mike: What a YouTube Shorts Kid.
Another example
*YouTube Short Here*
Comments (378)
PEOPLE WHO DONT LIKE HIM
👇
Bro really said __ 💀
Bro is actually __ 💀
Bro actually is him 💀
by Avatarmint December 26, 2023