Someone who professes in yapping, certified bachelors in yapology and wont shut the hell up for the life of them.
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Preparing a dish and then spreading "boogers" and "Cum" on it before serving it to a customer that demands special treatment due to the fact that they think they are a food critic because they use YELP.
Waiter: "I'm gonna need another Yelper Special!"
Chef: "No problem, heres one with extra cum!"
Waiter:"Thanks, those Yelpers are such assholes!"
Chef: "No problem, heres one with extra cum!"
Waiter:"Thanks, those Yelpers are such assholes!"
by PsyPhyn December 6, 2015
Get the yelper special mug.A specific type of douchebag who is uniformly narcissistic with a clear sense of superiority over other individuals because they frequently post reviews on the website Yelp. Despite the fact that these people have no specific qualifications or credentials, they believe themselves of a higher authority on the level of the Cesars of Rome, able to determine the fate of a restaurant, coffee house, or bar in the same fashion as a defeated gladiators' fate was chosen in ancient Rome.
These individuals can be easily spotted out in public as overweight single females or homosexual males taking pictures of their food at restaurants with their cell phones as soon as it is served. They can also be spotted as they snap pictures of hotel lobbies and hallways. The only demographic who appreciates Yelpers are Japanese tourists, who are no longer the stereotype taking more senseless pictures of stupid shit than anyone else.
Yelpers are in general whiny, annoying, high-maintenance individuals who expect to have their asses kissed everywhere they go because of their Yelp status (Duke, Duchess, whatever the fuck).
These individuals can be easily spotted out in public as overweight single females or homosexual males taking pictures of their food at restaurants with their cell phones as soon as it is served. They can also be spotted as they snap pictures of hotel lobbies and hallways. The only demographic who appreciates Yelpers are Japanese tourists, who are no longer the stereotype taking more senseless pictures of stupid shit than anyone else.
Yelpers are in general whiny, annoying, high-maintenance individuals who expect to have their asses kissed everywhere they go because of their Yelp status (Duke, Duchess, whatever the fuck).
(Waiter, to his manager) See those frumpy, fat chicks over there at table 3? They are driving me crazy whining about shit and now they are taking pictures of their salads with their phones.
(Manager) Must be Yelpers. Give their fat asses free dessert, or they will give us bad reviews.
(Waiter) Fuck them.
(Manager) Must be Yelpers. Give their fat asses free dessert, or they will give us bad reviews.
(Waiter) Fuck them.
by JimBobJamison August 5, 2013
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I threw just one of the Yapper Napper Treats to my neighbor’s dog and heard her snap it up in a second; it was no yapping after that, I slept like a baby!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019
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I got myself a Yapper Zapper and was pleased to see that it gently ushers any yappy dog into a sudden and prolonged nap that is pleasurable both to the dog as well as to the entire neighborhood!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 12, 2021
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The little dog next door is such a 24-7 ultra yapper that many of our immediate neighbors have considered hiring a dog kidnapping specialist to find him a more suitable and distant home.
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