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Yappity Yap

Another form of yapping, usually a teacher when she/he is talking for 90% of the class and not actually teaching anything useful while doing so.
Look at this, again with this yappity yap, can this teacher teach and not yap for the majority of the class?
by jak3zuki October 13, 2023
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Posttraumatic Yapping Disorder

A residual mental illness caused by chronic exposure to the high-pitched, pneumatic barking of small dogs belonging to one’s neighbors.
I am slowly but surely getting some distance from this Posttraumatic Yapping Disorder; I’ve noticed a decrease in my hypervigilance to sound since I removed myself from the noisy old neighborhood that was heavily populated by an army of tiny yappers who reacted to every single sound throughout those days and nights.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 9, 2019
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yappitorium

A canine gymnasium designed to be a type of day treatment facility for unmanageable neighborhood dogs that bark all day long and drive neighbors out of their minds.
I set up the yappitorium, calling it “Happy Doggy Day Care” and passed out free coupons to my immediate neighbors until that fine day arrived that I could lay in my hammock all day long reading a book and listening to the birds chirp softly.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2020
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yapper snapper

A disparaging term for a pneumatic little canine bark-box who also bites.
Watch out for that annoying little yapper snapper, he looks cute but he can draw blood!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 19, 2020
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Yip yapping

A: Do you know what happens to us when we die?

B: I'm gonna go pick my shoes while you lie there yip yapping about life.
by Namastedoston July 21, 2016
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Yapper Napper Treats

A special dog treat formulated to put that neighborhood yapper into doggie dreamland for the night when you can’t sleep.
I threw just one of the Yapper Napper Treats to my neighbor’s dog and heard her snap it up in a second; it was no yapping after that, I slept like a baby!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019
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Yapper Zapper

A humane and highly effective stun-gun type of instrument that’s used to silence the highly annoying yapper next door who is the bane of your otherwise quiet existence.
I got myself a Yapper Zapper and was pleased to see that it gently ushers any yappy dog into a sudden and prolonged nap that is pleasurable both to the dog as well as to the entire neighborhood!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 12, 2021
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