Yankee Swap

The Yankee Swap is when, at christmas, you take the someone else present giving him/her yours

you can find an example of it in tv series "The Office" (us) season 2, episode 10

in this episode, when the party gets worse:

Michael: I got it! We are going to turn Secret Santa into Yankee Swap.
Jim: What is Yankee Swap?
Michael: One person chooses a gift. The next person can either choose a gift or steal that person's gift. If your gift gets stolen, then you can steal somebody else's gift or choose a new gift.
Jim: I thought that was called Nasty Christmas.
Pam: Yeah, we call it White Elephant.
Michael: Well, I call it fun!
Oscar: Why are we doing this?
Michael: Because it's better. Because it's more special.
Angela: It sounds mean.
Michael: Shut it. No, it's not. Okay, just give it a shot.

Michael: Okay, Meredith is up first. Here's the deal. You can either pick a new gift or you can steal somebody else's gift that they've already gotten, like the oven mitt.
Meredith: I'll take the teapot.
Jim: Oh, shouldn't we ... I bought that specifically for Pam.
Michael: Yankee Swap! That's what makes it fun. Pam, you can steal the oven mitt now.
Pam: I'll take the iPod.
Ryan: And I have to give it to her? I don't have a choice?
Dwight: Yes, now you can steal the oven mitt, the old shirt or the shower radio or pick a new gift.
Stanley: (after Ryan opens a new gift - a nameplate saying 'Kelly') That was meant for Kelly.
Ryan: Yeah, I figured.
Michael: I think this is going great.

Michael: Everyone wants the iPod. It's a huge hit. It is almost a Christmas miracle.

Dwight: Yankee Swap is like Machiavelli meets ... Christmas.

Yankee Swap by just_a_sicilian_guy July 12, 2015

yankee shot

A name for the navel sometimes used in the Southern United States; i.e., "where the Yankee shot you."

"His yankee shot is more of an outie than an innie."

yankee shot by charalgo January 8, 2009

Yankee Swap

It is a sexual act between two guys when one homie is sucking the other homie's dick, and then they swap where the guy that just received head is now sucking the other homie's balls.

Friend 1: "Bro you down for some Yankee Swap tonight?"
Friend 2: "Yea but only if I get to go first"

Yankee Swap by lilnutzak69 January 26, 2021

Yankee Stew 

A hot load of spew, cum, man juice. Shit as a result of a hearty, vigorous yank and wank.

Braaaaahhh. What a mess. I just blew some yankee stew. I couldn't find my gak sock. Pretty sure your mom took it.

Yankee Stew by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017

Yankee Swap

When your Xbox 360 (or similar product) breaks and you go to the store and buy a new one, returning the old, broken one in its place for a full reimbursement.

Remember to switch the serial number sticker and pay with cash. Works well at department stores such as: Wal-Mart, Target, and K-Mart.

Yesterday my Xbox 360 red ringed so I Yankee Swapped at Wal-Mart.

Yankee Swap by Steve Horbachuk July 7, 2008

yankee swap

the ultimate game-changer - calling Yankee Swap at any point during any game (chess, Settlers of Catan, etc.) allows for an abandonment of the previous rules and the reign of a new order.

Player 1: "Hey man, you can't just trade in one of your pawns for a queen and a rook!"
Player 2: "Whatever man, it's Yankee Swap."

yankee swap by American Periscope April 25, 2013

Yankee Slipper 

A derivative of a hot-dog. It's where you make a regular grilled cheese, and then use THAT as the bun for the hot-dog.

Presumably it's something that somebody from the northern United States would eat, as the name 'Yankee Slipper' came to a rather inebriated fellow one night.

It has yet to be tested thoroughly, but as of now, we fear what power this meal might have.

Dude, I'm hungry but I don't know what to make.

Well, what three things do you KNOW you have available?

Uh... Hot-dogs, bread, and cheese.

Make a Yankee Slipper...

Yankee Slipper by MadMaude October 29, 2018