Yankee doodle

It's that guy who came to town riding on a small horse, stuck a feather in his hat and in a silly, and in a possibly ill informed manner named that feather after an Italian pasta dish.

Guy 1: "Yankee doodle came to town a riding on a pony, stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni!"
Guy 2: "My good chap I find it quite silly that you think a song with such silly lyrics is a song you find yourself unironically silly, the thought of naming a feather in one's hat after an Italian pasta is so preposterous that I-"
Guy 1: "Ayo dickhead, the song's two-fucking-hundred years old."

by OctopusProbably March 28, 2022

yankee doodle boi

an individual, most likely of hill-billy descent, who has similar tendencies to that of a white-supremacist. most likely has salami tits and a lower than average number of brain cells.

Adam: Do you believe that the US government contributed to the development of ISIS?
John: HOW DARE YOU EVEN MENTION U.S. AND ISIS IN THE SAME SENTENCE. AMERICA IS SINLESS!!
-In this conversation, John represents the YANKEE DOODLE BOI-

by Jess Jones February 12, 2017

Yankee Doodle Dandy

A sexual act where one partner will perform nonlubricated and infrequent tugs on the penis at a rate of approximately 15 tugs per minute.

"She gave me a handjob but it was a Yankee Doodle Dandy for sure."

by Captain Genki September 6, 2020

Yankee Doodle Handy

To give a hand job dressed as Uncle Sam.

Billy went to a costume party and got so drunk, he let Uncle Sam give him a Yankee Doodle Handy.

by vwhowrad August 17, 2018

Yankee Doodle Dipshit

An American whose knowledge of world events doesn't extend beyond the US borders or their own limited life experiences in the modern US, but somehow that never stops them from being confidently incorrect and overly obnoxious with their social media presence when discussing global issues and how they impact the US and vice versa.

This Yankee Doodle Dipshit actually thinks mask mandates are a Democratic totalitarian power grab on par with the Holocaust.

by Vomit Piñata September 14, 2021

Yankee Doodle Dandy

A sexual act, where a male hangs himself by his scrotum wrapped in the American flag, repetitively singing Yankee doodle dandy and masturbating until he passes out.

"I'm gonna go home and have a Yankee Doodle Dandy in the garage!"

by Confooshus October 11, 2017

yankee doodle douche bag

1. A synonym for republican

George Bush is a real yankee doodle douche bag

by Heinous Einous November 25, 2006