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Fuck Your Couch With a Passionate Love That Knows No Bounds

1. "To boldly state that one has no outward care for something that does not immediately make sense."

2."To state that another must have intercourse with their own couch whilst greatly enjoying it."

3."To not give a fuck."
"Hey Bob, did you hear about-"

"You Know what, Fuck your couch with a passionate love that knows no bounds."

"Huh?"
by Bueriahn September 5, 2012
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fuck your couch

slang use for: "you've got to be kidding"
Boss: "I need that report by 10 am"
Reply: "Sir, fuck your couch"
by Samir Abdul Hasan December 9, 2008
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Fuck your couch

An expression of speech originally used by the Girls of Chaos. Used to express disgust, dismay or disbelieve. May also be used as an expression of surprise. Original context removed to protect the identity of those involved. ;)
RL: What did you do last weekend?
HB: I just hung out with xxxxx...
RL: Fuck your couch.
by Girls of Chaos October 25, 2010
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Fuck Your Couch

To have your couch fucked, is to have someone be clumsy and careless and mess shit up. It was taken from the Chappelle show only to become a part of craigbonics. Craig, aka pony, spread the word of couch fucking near and far.
Yo D Nuutz, you spilled your cup of water, FUCK YO COUCH! WHY YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE FUCKIN SO MUCH COUCH, NUUTZYYYYYYYYY!
by D Nuutz October 12, 2004
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fuck your couch

A objective comment used to point out the pwning and or triumph of a noob.If you happen to stumble upon a noob and decide to throw down some ownage then the comment can be said by a friend,in no circumstances can you make the comment to validate yourself,if such an action is taken then you render yourself a noob
*a man is on facebook ranting on a post about comic con which was brought up by a female*

(the names were at random)

Man:"Rant Rant Comic con sucks because reasons A & B....blah blah further Rant"

Female:"i disagree because Blah Blah Blah..."

Noob:"check out this drama queen. ranting on a facebook post. gg"

Man:"ever heard of an opinion you cunt!,i can express it anywhere at any place...check out this cool guy acting like he is above the argument but still insist on name calling...if you don't have an argument than SHUT THE FUCK UP...gg"

Mans friend:"OH SHI- FUCK YOUR COUCH NOOB"
by Locusmortis December 22, 2009
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Get Off Your Golden Couch

A phrase simaler to "Get off your high horse."

Said to someone apologizing who is only doing so to put on a show for the public, rather than because they genuinely regret their actions.

Original coined by the Youtube channel "Observe" when referring to Jeffree Star, who made a public apology whilst sitting pretentiously on a golden couch, showing off his wealth to a large audience.
Sure, I'll believe him when he gets off his golden couch.

Oh, you must be so sorry, sitting on that golden couch of yours.

This is such clear BS. Get off your golden couch!
by MyNameMeansLion August 31, 2020
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stuff a couch in your pocket

An insult, akin to "stick that in your juice box and suck it". From the video game Animal Crossing, where furniture turns into leaves that can be put in your pocket and retrieved later.
Oh, go stuff a couch in your pocket.
by Natalie the Raging Otaku January 19, 2009
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