verb. To jock ones balls.
Buttering up someone you wanna get on. Not necessarily a sexual thang. Interchangable with Licking Balls
Buttering up someone you wanna get on. Not necessarily a sexual thang. Interchangable with Licking Balls
Example 1: "I walked in and Katie was totally jocking Seth's balls..."
Example 2: "I don't mean to jock your balls or anything, but... you're kind of a big deal, Mr. Burgundy..."
Example 3: "Um... yeah... did you not notice that Josh was totally licking your balls when we were golfing today?"
Example 2: "I don't mean to jock your balls or anything, but... you're kind of a big deal, Mr. Burgundy..."
Example 3: "Um... yeah... did you not notice that Josh was totally licking your balls when we were golfing today?"
by MorningGordon September 7, 2008
Get the jock your ballsmug. A metaphor for doing something so absent minded, stupid, and painful that you make a note to never do it again. But you're totally going to do it again.
I drunk dialed my ex-girlfriend last night. I always vow to never do it again, but this is the fifth time. Talk about sitting on your balls.
by ElNerdoLoco October 3, 2013
Get the sitting on your ballsmug. by Takamata69 February 24, 2010
Get the cool your ballsmug. by holdthoseballs February 19, 2011
Get the Hold your ballsmug. Piss On Your Balls
1. The act of royally screwing things up.
2. Consistently failing to deliver.
3. Having a penis too small to urinate without dripping on your testicals.
Abbreviated as P.O.Y.B.
1. The act of royally screwing things up.
2. Consistently failing to deliver.
3. Having a penis too small to urinate without dripping on your testicals.
Abbreviated as P.O.Y.B.
Why would we want to use Kurt and his team? They regularly Piss on their balls. You are a retard. You always piss on your balls.
by D.D.L. November 14, 2011
Get the Piss On Your Ballsmug. A term used when there is a sudden change in anything. Either weather, a life situation, or even music. You must grab your balls in order to protect them pain, or excitabillity.
"Dude a ufo just landed over there, why aren't you grabbing your balls?"
Or
"When the hurricane hit, I had to grab my balls and wait it out"
Or
"When the hurricane hit, I had to grab my balls and wait it out"
by sodumbidk September 15, 2016
Get the grabbing your ballsmug. - I think she doesn’t love me anymore
- Divert to your balls bro, there are lots of hot girls out there that want to be with a guy like you
- Divert to your balls bro, there are lots of hot girls out there that want to be with a guy like you
by Guybrush299 August 5, 2018
Get the Divert to your ballsmug.