woozle

The guy/gal in the office that does a bit of everything: Web design, fixing the copier, making coffee, calming the boss down, showing the new guy how to use that sodding paper clip in MS Office.

Harry: The copier is broken again!
George: Go see domz he's the woozle.

by domz January 17, 2004

woozle

An item of dubious usefulness; any item. See yingle.

Did you see the woozle Gwen found at Goodwill the other day? We're still trying to figure out what it's for.

by Ydonia Goseling April 9, 2005

woozle

A very pretty kitty who comes in every colour so long as its black. Also likes to be called Woo or Woozel. Has A sister called (ye old) too

OH Woozle Woo your so pretty!

by Carrie September 3, 2004

woozle wuzzle

Complete randomness intended to make someone laugh.

First uttered by Bart in a 'classic' Simpsons episode 1F11 Bart Gets Famous.

Commonly used now to introduce oneself, change the subject, fill in dead air, or mess with people to get reactions.

Acceptably used at any moment in any situation one would like.

Woozle wuzzle!

Woozle wuzzle?

Woozle wuzzle.

by JewishMofo January 20, 2011

Sporty Woozle

Part of Winnie the Pooh's Heffalumps and Woozles

The Sporty Woozle is from a Pooh video game and looks like a dog

by poohriocartoonfan1 March 5, 2015

hephalumps and woozles

A bastardization by Winnie the Pooh meaning "elephants and weasels." See Snoop D-O-double jizzle's version: fo' shizzle my nizzle

Winnie had just dropped his third tab of acid when he started to see hephalumps and woozles.

by Dutch May 1, 2003

hephalumps and woozles

what snoop got fo shizzle my nizzle from. Winnie the Pooh started it ALL!

Winnie: I saw some hephalumps and woozles today
Snoop: I think I'll bastardize that and make up something from it. How bout fo shizzle my nizzle? O yeah.

by Luka September 9, 2003