woodchuck

Upstate NY slang for a person of limited means; often on public assistance. The woodchuck is usually very crass and does not adhere to social norms.

did you see those woodchucks? Two or four legged?

by chronoutopia September 7, 2013

petting the woodchuck

a woman pleasuring herself

susie was so busy petting the woodchuck she didn't even notice that her curtains were on fire

by Suzie BostonKreme June 5, 2003

woodchuck

A person who lives far away from populated areas

That woodchuck does not come into town to often

by Jay.K January 1, 2009

woodchuck

A girl who enjoys giving blowjobs

My girlfriend's a woodchuck. Be jealous.

by hahahaimawoodchuck January 20, 2009

Woodchuck

A Woodchuck is a northern redneck, typically lives in the woods or rural areas. Typically a slur for white trash in the north east United States.

I’m not going on the mountain, I heard some woodchucks were shooting guns up there.

by Unwantedsonofgod October 2, 2019

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

A riddle asked to little children and is still unanswerable.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, to measure the amount, the chucker had to count, which only a human could. Well if the counter couldn't chuck and the chucker couldn't count then there is nothing each other could say. The only conclusion and the single solution is that chucking wood is gay.

No woodchuck could chuck Chuck Norris.

The answer is Undefined

by Narto928 June 6, 2009

woodchuck

A term used for a native Vermonter who displays Vermont characteristics. Derogatory if used by a person out of state, otherwise known as a flat-lander, or "out of stater".

The flat-lander from out of state who cannot drive in snow called the maple-syrup chugging, logger who owns a farm and wears plaid a "woodchuck", as the woodchuck pulled the $50,000 SUV with a ski-rack out from the ditch with his rusty tractor which he was driving down the highway.

by JoeytheNifty November 5, 2003