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John Walters

The United States "Drug Czar" since December 7, 2001. He makes giant douche bags look cool. Known for the most idiotic quotes in the history of the world part one. Avid marijuana hater, calls marijuana growers, "violent criminal terrorists." Fat white man with gray hair and generally looks like a republican's wet dream. The kind of guy who would remind the teacher that she forgot to give a quiz today.
John Walters: "These aren't Cheech and Chong plants"
John Walters:"People who farm now are not doing this for laughs, despite the fact Hollywood still thinks that. They're doing it to make a lot of money."
John Walters(assumed):"Reefer Madness is the most accurate and up to date film on the effects and aftermath of the consumption of marijuana and the smoking of marijuana cigarettes, reefers."
by John Walters Sucks My Balls October 3, 2008
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wolpers hall

Wolpers at Mizzou is perhaps the most refined place on campus. People from all walks of campus flock to wolpers for its superior internet connectivity, state of the art computer rooms, and friendly front desk staff. Wolpers is also the best place on campus to meet people. Take a date to Wolpers, sit on the beautiful staircases and discuss the meaning of life, or perhaps sit in the classy lounge and admire the oil painting of Mr. Wolpers himself. Wolpers is a mecca for college students, and now that is is CO-ED this year, all the ladies will be running it!!!!!!! Wolpers changes lives. Wolpers my antidrug. The secrets of Wolpers live on within it's residence. GO WOLPERSSSSSSSSSSSS! See also, Wolpers Hall theme song, Wolpers apparel, Wolpers slang, Mr. Wolpers
"What did you do last night man?"

"Kicked it at wolpers Hall . Best night of my entire life. "
"Yeaaah! Wolpers is legit."
by second floor October 4, 2011
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Walters

Hot cute guy with all kinds of women on his side or plays football
Dude im such a Walters
by lilche26 August 23, 2009
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Welterschlang

The complete and utter eradication of an existing system of beliefs, technology, bureaucracy or anything that has been organized into a state in which it cannot be disassembled or sufficiently modified in part or parts. In concept, whatever is being welterschlanged will leave a vacuum in which a more effective system will be employed with no ties whatsoever to the previous system.
This automation system has been in disrepair for so long... but everyone is still politically invested to keep it. I'm sick of doing workarounds the entire affair needs a welterschlang. Any and all hardware and ideology involved with keeping it needs to be annihilated.
by r.daneel December 6, 2016
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Damien Walters

A professional stuntman, gymnastics coach and free runner (i.e. parkour) from Derby, UK. His death-defying stunts and outstanding parkour moves that only a crazy person would attempt, constitutes the reasoning that this man... has pretty much NO RESPECT for Newton.
Guy 1: "Dude, did you see Damien Walters on YouTube?"
Guy 2: "Hell yea!! That guy jumped off a 50-foot-tall building... and lived!"
by AMNlinkinparkfan115 May 29, 2010
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Heather Walters

The most beautiful and creative person to open her eyes. A true topangan and a beautiful smile. Enough to keep you alive and going <3
I dream of Heather Walters to remind me in the morning that theres a reason to get out of bed.
by &spades; December 14, 2008
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wolpers hall

The only male hall on the University of Missouri–Columbia campus (often called MIZZOU or MU). The most ballin place on campus.
"Yo man, I heard up in Wolpers hall they're having a fucking crazy party!!!!!!"
by nizate September 5, 2007
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