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Welford

A black man from Detroit
A black man who exploits
Might seem hard but he is soft
As soft as a mother's bosom
A black man who reads
a black man who has tried weed
7 is his lucky number
7 is also the size of his "member"
skating 7 times a week
Equipped with his mighty spear
This man does not feel fear
for the just, does not need sleep
Black woman: Wow, did you meet Welford?
Black woman 2 : Yeah, He seems really sophisticated!
by Sasuke's mommy September 24, 2019
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Wofford brothers

the 2 cute brothers who go to the same school. they are funny and awesome to hang around. they are those boys that arent mean but still are a little in a good way. they are obsessed with gaming and might leave you on read. they are also athletic and really fun to hang around.
girl 1: "whos that?"
girl 2: "the wofford brothers, they're so hot!"
girl 1: "yea i wish they were mine."
by googlieeeeyes April 10, 2020
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Wilford Brimley

a root beer soda with cherry flavoring
"After work, I relaxed on the porch with an ice-cold Wilford Brimley."
by ulovetoast December 5, 2011
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Wofford

A mainly freshman, all-girl dorm at Winthrop University in which girls shit in the shower, puke in the sink, leave cardboard pirates around to scare the shit out of people, and boys break into your room and drunkenly piss in your trashcan.
Girl 1: Yeah I just moved into this dorm, there was a cardboard cut out of jack sparrow in the bathroom that said the shower was out of order
Girl 2: Oh yeah, you must be in wofford
by 819ladies November 29, 2009
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The Wilford Brimley

A sexual act where after ejaculating on your partner's face, you grab a handful of dry oats and throw them onto your partner's face - then yell, "Take THAT diabeetus!" Try to get as much of the oats to stick to their man-juice covered face as possible.
by Silly illy willy billy July 13, 2011
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Wilford Brimley

Wilford Brimley
When 2 or more men consume as much sugar as possible then jerk each other off onto a s’more as they stare into each other eyes while saying “diabetes”. Whoever cums first has to eat the s’more.
After a long day in the woods Jason and Bill sat by the campfire eating s’mores. As they each reached for the last piece of chocolate they looked into each other’s eyes and said, “I’ll Wilford Brimley you for it.”
by Jewry Words July 12, 2022
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daniel wofford

Damn Daniel back at it again with the white vans and the hoes. Is the definition for Daniel wofford
by Damn Danny May 14, 2016
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