rectangular 3d cat with two random blue spots

Rectangular colour; #ebebeb 3D cat, width 5 inches length 1 yard, heterochromia call it half-blind depending on if you want to get body slammed or not 2 trilateral triangles located on top of forefront, zig-zag 3d tail on far end, 4 rectangular limbs, not fluffy, texture stale cheese, scent; Kiwi shoe polish sometimes camphoraceous, dos (two if you're ludicrous enough not to know at least SOME spanish.) #1b00a1 spots located at lower area of feline.

subject 1. "Oh my god! It's a rectangular 3d cat with two random blue spots!"
subject 2. "the fuck are you on? off your meds again lil bro?😭 blyats gone crazy 🤓🤓"

Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.

by precipitation August 25, 2023

Pet the cat with a fork

When one goes to do something cool.

"Wanna go pet the cat with a fork?"

"Let's go cat forkin'."

by Strange Sounds August 3, 2009

Cat with a cream flavored arsehole

When you walk in on your son/daughter reading old table tennis magazines.

Father: Crap!
Mother: What happened?
Father: I walked in on Chris reading my old table tennis magazines! He was from grinning ear to ear like a cat with a cream flavored arsehole!
Mother: What the hell does that even mean? Is looking at ping pong even a bad thing?
Father: SHUTUP BITCH!

by manboobs mcniggerpants January 14, 2010

Ian you kiss your sisters cat with that mouth

Ian you kiss your sisters cat with that mouth: It means when a guy like **Ian** Kisses a cat that belongs to his sister.

Dude 1: Ian you kiss your sisters cat with that mouth?

Ian: You know it!

by #BecomeAPlayerToday March 30, 2021

Cat with a heater

When a person is doing something and sticking their ass out at the same time.

Guy 1: Dude, would you please back up!?
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: Because every time we workout, you're like a cat with a heater. Put that thing away

by TheFactSpeaker October 28, 2014

Cat With A Computer

A very good TF2 Player and scout player with 500+ hours on the game and a part of a TF2 team of good people and no i am not saying that because i'm cat with a computer what do you mea-

Cat with a computer: e
Guy: cat with a computer

by BigStupidIdiot June 15, 2021

Cat with eyes

A cat with eyes, it can see

I have a cat with eyes

by Stiky glue March 15, 2022