Cooling effect experienced by humans due to velocity of wind as measured from the windshield of an automobile traveling at a rate of speed equivalent to current wind conditions as reported by the National Weather Service (NWS).
"I know it's only 28 degrees outside, but the windshield factor makes it feel more like 10 below zero!"
by SF Sam January 1, 2009
Get the Windshield Factor mug.Windshield Wiper: When a guy blows a load on someone's face and smacks his dick back and fourth across their face to wipe off his ejaculatories. Much like the windshield wipers of a car.
Some Slut, "you can only give me a money shot if you promise to windshield wipe it off."
Windshield Wiper Guy, "Bitch please, I was gunna bust my nut in your face anyway bitch."
Windshield Wiper Guy, "Bitch please, I was gunna bust my nut in your face anyway bitch."
by The Muffin Man May 7, 2004
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When you see someone through the blurry/dirty windshield of your car (or theirs) and think, "I'd tap that," when in reality, they're a 2 out of 10.
Guy 1: Do you see that chick?! I'd nail her right there on the sidewalk.
Guy 2: You're wearing your windshield goggles, bro. Roll down your window and look.
Guy 1: *Horrified*
Guy 2: You're wearing your windshield goggles, bro. Roll down your window and look.
Guy 1: *Horrified*
by beavisfreak March 30, 2011
Get the windshield goggles mug.When you give your girlfriend a facial, and then proceed to wipe it off with your erect penis in a manner resembling a windshield wiper.
by becky mickckcialalakz\iz October 21, 2008
Get the Windshield Wiper mug.- That girl needs me to giver her a windshield wiper.
- Paris Hilton has had her windshield wiped many times.
- Paris Hilton has had her windshield wiped many times.
by Ryan Staples June 11, 2006
Get the Windshield Wiper mug.The technique used to test if a girl is, how you say, shaved or not; the process by which you start touching a girls stomach and then quickly swing a finger below her her belt and swoosh it back up (in a windshield wiper movement) before she can tell you you are being too forward.
On a first date I used the windshield wiper to find out what i really wanted to know about her. She had a jungle down there!
by ABC Maryland May 1, 2006
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Friend 1: How are you and your girlfriend doing?
Friend 2: We broke up. She wanted me to windshield wiper her too often.
Friend 2: We broke up. She wanted me to windshield wiper her too often.
by tymajors March 31, 2015
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