A crappy operating system for your computer that slows even the fastest machines, attracts a heck lot of viruses and costs more than the earth. It comes with Windows Activation, that treats honest buyers as criminals. It also has been trying to copy Mac OS X (and failing miserably).
Bill : Hi. I just installed windows vista on my pc and now it won't work beacuse I failed activation.
Steve : I know. Even Windows 95 was better. I still use XP. Kill activation!
Steve : I know. Even Windows 95 was better. I still use XP. Kill activation!
by Mah1ma! May 05, 2008
The Windows Operating system which will replace XP. Vista was known as Longhorn in developement. Other great names such as Windows ME were a flop, this could be a sign of Windows Vista going under.
When Windows Vista crashes.
When Windows Vista crashes.
by Flysak July 25, 2005
(Win-Dohss-Vistah) Garbage
by JORDYTHESEXYBEAST696969696969 September 28, 2008
A malicious computer software created by Microsoft. The sick company designs the operating system to be vulnerable to a wide spectrum of attacks, effectively ruining your computer, and forcing you to pay for repairs, or buy another copy of there overpriced "product".
It is widely known that to increase sails, Microsoft took a reliable working product, and ripped off it's ideas. A genius move on Microsofts part, take down the competition by slapping their name on it, brilliant. That product is Mac OS X. However it is also apparent that Mac OS X kicks so much ass, it nocked over Microsofts crappy operating system, and T-bagged it.
It is widely known that to increase sails, Microsoft took a reliable working product, and ripped off it's ideas. A genius move on Microsofts part, take down the competition by slapping their name on it, brilliant. That product is Mac OS X. However it is also apparent that Mac OS X kicks so much ass, it nocked over Microsofts crappy operating system, and T-bagged it.
"Hey, did Windows Vista bend you over and jack your wallet today"
"No man, I got a Mac, now vista just crashes in a corner for no reason"
"Really?"
"Yeah, I think it's taunting me, it keeps repairing itself to get me to use it again, so it can crash on me"
"Every night before Windows Vista "hibernates"(crashes), it checks it's closet for Mac OS X"
"Windows Vista was created by god, so man would truly appreciate Mac OS X"
"Chuck Norris uses a Mac, even though he is the only person in the world that Windows Vista will not crash for"
"No man, I got a Mac, now vista just crashes in a corner for no reason"
"Really?"
"Yeah, I think it's taunting me, it keeps repairing itself to get me to use it again, so it can crash on me"
"Every night before Windows Vista "hibernates"(crashes), it checks it's closet for Mac OS X"
"Windows Vista was created by god, so man would truly appreciate Mac OS X"
"Chuck Norris uses a Mac, even though he is the only person in the world that Windows Vista will not crash for"
by CRS BLKvol February 15, 2007
We
Idiotic
Nerds
Discontinued
Our
WinXP
System
so now new PC buyers are forced to use our
Vomit
Inducing
System-
Tramplingly
Asinine
operating system.
Idiotic
Nerds
Discontinued
Our
WinXP
System
so now new PC buyers are forced to use our
Vomit
Inducing
System-
Tramplingly
Asinine
operating system.
by sqoc May 27, 2007
A recently released version of windows that mac idiots often bash for its supposed errors. All of the critics of vista usually have not used the os at all, but just feel cool for crying and wishing mac was better. Mac=emo, nonconformists, crybaby hippies. Vista=mainstream,
Mac: Dude Windows Vista sucks it has errors narr!!!!
PC: You should probably learn how to use a computer.
Mac: Lets save the world, vista is stupidd!!! narrrrkkk!
PC: You should probably learn how to use a computer.
Mac: Lets save the world, vista is stupidd!!! narrrrkkk!
by big poppy33 March 07, 2009