A variation of the Abe Lincoln performed using another person's pubic hair (i.e., not one's own). The recipient is often extremely surprised to have the John Wilkes Booth performed on him/her as the presence of a full head of pubic hair has given him/her comfort that an Abe Lincoln is not imminent. The individual performing the John Wilkes Booth typically exclaims "sic semper tyrannis" as he launches the pubes. The John Wilkes Booth can be performed anywhere, but is most often observed in theater balconies.
"Damn that Steve. I thought he was being a sweetheart by taking me to a play for my birthday, but then he goes and unloads a John Wilkes Booth on me."
by qqduck October 20, 2007
Get the John Wilkes Boothmug. A John Wilkes Booth is a thing of beauty. All circumstances must fall just right in order for a successful use of the word. While recieving a handjob inside a movie theater, the job-ee angles himself to cum on the back of the head of the person sitting in front if him, preferably with a beard. If your load hits the back of their head, you are a master. You've just completed a John Wilkes Booth.
"Dude, so I went to see Twilight with my girl last week, it totally sucked but she felt bad and gave me a handie. I John Wilkes Boothed ALL over the guy in front of me."
"Dude....way?"
"......way."
"Dude....way?"
"......way."
by TopherStyle April 22, 2009
Get the John Wilkes Boothmug. after you give ur mate a abraham lincoln u turn them around n shoot them in the back of the head with semen
uhh when u turn your mate around n shoot them in the head with semen just like john wilks booth did to abraham lincoln
by Chris M March 11, 2005
Get the john wilks boothmug. The name you say after throwing something in the trash, or also known as the guy who killed Ryan Reynolds but who even cares am I right?
Steve: *throws paper in the trash whilst saying John wills booth*
Dave: dude who would you say John Wilkes booth
Steve: cause he never misses
Dave: I-
Dave: dude who would you say John Wilkes booth
Steve: cause he never misses
Dave: I-
by Lord shrek of Denver June 5, 2020
Get the John Wilkes boothmug. (MUST BE DONE AFTER 1 MONTH OF ABSTINENCE.) While performing doggy style sex the male pulls out at ejaculation and cums into the back of the head of the partner.
(Extra points if she’s watching a play.)
(Extra points if she’s watching a play.)
by Sexual Auditor July 23, 2018
Get the John Wilkes Boothingmug. While in a movie theater sneak up behind a un suspecting woman or man (if male, must have a beard) and blow your load in the back of their head and try to escape before getting caught. while yelling “THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN”
Ronald enjoys long walks on the beach and Spending alone time at the local movie theater sometime even giving someone special The John Wilkes Booth.
by Snooki’s bath water February 25, 2022
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