piffy wiffy

Piffy wiffy means that you're so pissed off and cannot tolerate people's bullshit anymore, or, the person at hand is having a very awful day and needs to let off some steam.

jon arbuckle: "Garfield did you eat my lasagna again?"

Garfield: "No, what makes you say that Jon?" Garfield says as he cleans his lasagna-covered cat mouth.

Jon: "GARFIELD, YOU MAKE ME FEEL SO PIFFY WIFFY AAAAAHHHH." as Jon shouts he slams the door behind him in a fit of rage.

by ርસ૯ᆩվ April 7, 2023

Wiffis

The aged old art of sniffing fanny whilst eating a strong cheese roll. This act was practised by the ancient Parcastrian race who realised that the art of fanny sniffing should be performed whilst hungry therefore to eat a strong cheese roll at the same time was introduced and must take place simultaneosly

I am performing a wiffis tonight namely sniffing some decent fanny whilst eating a strong smelling cheese roll.

Your breathe smells like you have been Wiffising you dirty old sod.

by Boris Wiffis January 29, 2008

Wiffies

To have withdrawals. The feeling of missing someone too much to the point its overwhelming.

I miss him so much, I’m having wiffies.

by It-was-always-gonna-be-me October 21, 2021

stiffy wiffy

a slang term for an erection, usually used in dominant female / submissive male relationships.

dom: does my sub have a stiffy wiffy for me?
sub: yes mommy

by urhahamomhaha August 24, 2022

my wiffie <3

Me and alisha are married, so they're my wiffie

LISHA IS MY WIFFIE <3

by Bre 😫🤎 October 18, 2021

Wiffy

Guy version of a queef. Air coming through the dick hole; “man, did you seriously just wiffy right now?”

Chad and I were doing the deed when a wiffy came out of nowhere

by Father of Wiffy June 13, 2022

Wiffie

An alternate spelling of wifey, short for wife, also can be used to refer to your bestie. (Is pronounced wifey or whiff-"e")

My wiffie is the sweetest. I love her so much.

Get a wiffie like me and you'll be set for life!

I have a wiffie.... I love them.

by LingDanc803 February 16, 2023