A sagen whorehouse is house where you keep you naughty, a sex seeking whores.
REMEMBER WHORES BEFORE PORES!
REMEMBER WHORES BEFORE PORES!
by Shit face 2000 March 31, 2017
Get the sagen whorehouse mug.A term for a field of sheep or cows that is assumed to be used regularly for sexual satisfaction by the locals. Originated in California where many farms are owned or worked by portugese families. Sheep are often also called portugese hookers.
Look at all those sheep. Its a regular portugese whorehouse. I wonder if they tag the ones that kick...
by BigAll April 7, 2011
Get the Portugese Whorehouse mug.Where I fill my air compressor/weather baloon with helium, while killing the beast with a ceremonial knife.
by ellsworthtoohey August 7, 2011
Get the the helium whorehouse mug.Someone with very poor closing skills, or a person who is incapable of performing even simple tasks. This term originates in Colorado for someone who goes to a brothel and is unable to negotiate even a simple sex act, such as manual stimulation.
by RandyO'Reilly October 22, 2010
Get the Couldn't get a handy in a whorehouse mug.A more sexually explicit version of, "You couldn't catch a cold", meaning that someone is not good at catching anything.
Wally was so non-athletic, he couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse.
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Being pursued by bad guys: Can't you guys keep up? You couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse!
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Being pursued by bad guys: Can't you guys keep up? You couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse!
by GallopingSausage April 10, 2019
Get the You couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse mug.Paradise Valley Nudist Colony. Paying to enter an establishment with intentions to have sexual intercourse on provided beds and stripper poles that are located within a said house on a resort.
David is looking forward to visiting paradise valley this weekend and indulging in sexual acts within the whorehouse at the resort.
by Lamar2PP February 15, 2023
Get the Whorehouse mug.Someone who types very loudly on a computer keyboard, thumping the keys like a pianist in a whorehouse.
He’s a great engineer but such a violent typist; he thumps those keys like a pianist in a whorehouse.
by sam__p August 9, 2023
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