Whittlin

When a dude jerks off into a tea cup.

'Dude, Johnny's at home whittlin' again...'
'How do you know?'
'He keeps leaving all the tea cups laying around'

by jayare25 May 4, 2013

whittany

A beautiful human also known for taking care of others and usually has a pet chicken

I wish I had a chicken like whittany

by Guesswhosnosebleedsmine November 23, 2021

whittany

A beautiful human also known for taking care of others and usually has a pet chicken

I wish I had a chicken like whittany

by Guesswhosnosebleedsmine November 23, 2021

Whiteland

Little ass town in Indiana home to school threats and fat fucks in Ford F-150's that beat their wives. If you don't see a confederate flag, Ford F-150, Mustang, or a Punisher bumper sticker on your way to work then that means the area got nuked. The rent in the area is cheap af because people don't do shit besides fish or get drunk. They also like to complain at McDonald's because the cashier took too long and its "not their job" to push buttons at a kiosk. All in all not the worst place in the world but definitely not one where you would see Tom Cruise

"Yo have you guys seen John?"
"Nah he on his Whiteland boy shit"

by DrakeIsMid December 8, 2021

whittling a wooden dick

to spend large amounts of time by yourself doing questionable ( homosexual) things.

Anybody seen Dale? He's probably in his shed whittling a wooden dick. A secret h-mo? You don't say.

by Jim Ridge March 21, 2023

whittling a wooden dick

to spend large amounts of time by yourself doing questionable ( homosexual) things.

Anybody seen Dale? He's probably in his shed whittling a wooden dick. A secret h-mo? You don't say.

by Jim Ridge March 21, 2023

Whittling party

A term for an Orgy.

"Didn't mean to interrupt yer... whittling party."

by TheRealSneke October 26, 2025