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dooty whacken

the act of sticking your ass out of a car window and timing your shit to whack someones lips standing off to the side
hey dude my boss could really use a good dooty whacken and i seen him standing outside after work today too it would have been a good time to give him one
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Chicken Wicken

The Chicken Wicken, also known as the beheading of the hen is a very revolting ceremony that used to take place in Shakespearean times when Witches where believed to exist. This is a very rare a event and is mainly done for a celebration of a young male/female to taking their first steps to witch craft. During this ceremony you must search for a hen and slice its head off, while the body is still active for sixty seconds you must produce sperm willingly and make sure you sperm ejects into the chickens wound, If failing to do so, the person doing this procedure must be killed for fraud of a witchcraft.
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by Blackmailer July 28, 2011
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Wicken

Wickens are different than witches to get one thing straight. witches normally use potions,spells, chants,etc. Wicken's use what's called the third eye sense, they feel whats around them and can sometimes predict future events or someone you will meet in the future; with that beautiful third eye sense they have.
Boy: I'm a wicken
Girl: Really.
Boy: Yeah, i think i saw you in a vision once except you had blonde hair not brown, and you were more pale but your facial features and eyes are the same
Girl: I dyed my hair and got a tan over the summer.
Boy: Do you like Polkadots and the colors blue, green, and pink?
Girl: Yes! how'd you know
Boy: Third eye see's all
by MooMooMarie911 January 21, 2015
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wicken

A wannabe witch. Usually someone who "understands" witchcraft, but doesn't practice it. Synonymous with goth subculture in the late 1990s - earlly 2000s.
- Burn the witch!
- I'm not a witch, I'm a wicken!
-... K then, sorry.
by KenM July 18, 2016
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Wicken

wicken
(verb) When you're just fucking killing everything in your path.
I'm fucking john wickenin' on these kids right now in overwatch.
by xeu August 2, 2019
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Thomas Wickens

Thomas, a stupid ass nigga, who will take all yo nic and use you for your money, this nigga is the definition of a parasite.
Dont even get me started with his clapped ass girl.
Yo, thats that ugly ass skater nigga Thomas Wickens bruh.
"nigga you actin like a thomas wickens rn"
by logan trott December 27, 2021
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Wicken

a large boner, usually after experiencing a long chubby.
bert had a hard wicken after watching brian do ball noises
by Ball noise master April 11, 2009
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