whateva

the cool hip way to say "whatever"; the evolved more sophisticated way to say "whatever"; more nonchalant than "whatever"; almost as if it were "whatever's" older cooler sister that gets more guys than "whatever".

Whateva, I don't even care that my mom just died.

by hugh jass May 5, 2004

Yea, whateva

What you say when the man is razzin' you.

"hey aren't you that du-"
"YEA WHATEVA"

"aww!"
"YEA WHATEVA"

"hey punk"
"YEA WHATEVA"

"hey i thought i told yo-"
"YEA WHATEVA"

by dirty sanchez May 7, 2003

whitecap

Whitecap is used to describe an elderly person who insists on driving 10 mph under the speed limit, who you always seem to get stuck behind when you're running late.

I wish that whitecap would get out of my way! I'm late for my proctology appointment!

by roadrage1 February 11, 2010

coo whateva

to interupt abruptly in a rude fashion, typically in the beginning of a response or sentence, commonly used as a joke.

person A: 'hey where did you purchase your t-shirt?'
person B: 'oh i got it at-'
person A: 'COO WHATEVA!!'

if a black person were to use this:
black person A: 'yo son, whats yo lil cuzin' name?'
black person B: 'aw that nigga name is-'
black person A: 'COO WHATEVA NIGGA!!'

by j5atron and the manor crew March 30, 2008

Whateva

When you want to tell someone to go fuck themself, it's best to be censored about it and say "Whateva"

When my supervisor is totally frustraing me and I want to tell her to go "fuck" herself, I prefer to say "Whateva" so that she don't fire my ass.

by Fluffy Everett November 14, 2006

whatevah

this is an expression used by simon ferrier or any other nerd when s/he no longer wants to engagae in a conversation.

"hey simon did u get to the 9th level in metroid prime where samus aran gets her varia suit?"
"wha-tevah"

by ben_spector February 15, 2005

whateva

=Whatever.

by Fangsta March 20, 2003