whacking it

1.masturbation
2.jacking off

my brother was whacking it yesterday

by kitty+sis February 24, 2004

Weed Whacking

(n) A person who whacks off with one hand and holds a bong, bowl, or other form of marijuana smoking paraphernalia in the other, releasing their dick only to light or repack.

Dude, I was weed whacking for 9 hours today. It was brutal.

by Ben Franklin's Dick August 5, 2009

Whacking the Donkey

Apparently what the guy from "Overboard" did when Goldie Hawn was gone from him thinking she was someone else's mother and wife. Yeah, we don't get it either.

As Goldie Hawn tries to leave her mean husband--

Mean husband: I'm desired by many women! Do you know what I've been doing while you were gone? Whacking the donkey with painted ladies!

by painteddonkeywhackerladie August 24, 2009

Whackintosh

The personal computer you use mainly for downloading and viewing porn online.

Dude, I'm gonna call it a night and go spend some quality time with my new Whackintosh.

by Jeffro Bodean March 17, 2010

Demon whacking your sin staff

Masturbating to a picture of satan

girl: hey big boy, mind if i start demon whacking your sin staff?
boy: hell yea!

by niggerbob May 9, 2012

phone whacking

To spank it while on the phone with one who sexually arouses you.

Oh my god! Leo's phone whacking with his girlfriend back home.

by Ackbar & King July 7, 2011

whacking the gary

common misconception for "whacking the carrot"

another term for masturbation

"Yeahhhh....so i was whacking the gary the other, and I ran out of lube, so I just used mayonaise."

by ssullivan April 18, 2006