pee-wee the dog

A dog who likes to hump everything especially your other dogs face. Also he likes to poop everywhere and growls like no other dog and he is especially small because he is a miniature doxin.

Mom: No Pee-wee the dog don't hump him!
Me: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HIS PENIS IS STICKING OUT ALL THE WAY!

by Pee-wee the humper January 18, 2017

Sit down wee

The male act of going to the toilet for a wee,piss, number 1, lag, etc but sitting down to complete the act instead of conforming to the standard rules of standing up. This should only be used on rare occasions as a treat so that it doesn't become common place.

Iain: "Where you going Rob?

Rob: "I'm off to treat myself to a sit down wee!"

by BVO1 April 7, 2010

Doubledecker wee

2 girls sitting on the toilet at the same time one on "top deck" slightly further forward, one on "lower deck" with legs open wider

Time was short and there was only one cubicle so we had to doubledecker wee

by LoquaciousLass March 10, 2022

pat your doo doo wee

The action of patting someone's head while shitting in their mouths because you fucking hate them but can't help but respect them.

Person 1: I SWEAR I will pat your doo doo wee
Person 2: ok...

by May 17 2023 May 18, 2023

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by Pseudopseudopseudopseudonym May 22, 2024