The act of, or a person that has, sexual intercourse with inanimate objects. Though that is the true definition, You can also be classified as a Weaver by doing anything remotely sexual with inanimate objects.
by c0nn0rmcghee May 26, 2011
Usually someone who resides in northern Ohio, their behavior is much like a 10 year old however they dress like a 70 year old. Wardrobes consist of loafers, carpenter jeans and off colored T shirts that Easter Seals and the Salvation Army would not even accept as donated clothes. Weavers are usually the type to have sunglasses with thier initials on them, they try to act tough, can be easily influenced by others, and they usually like to call people his "brother" or " broham". A weaver will do well as a private investigator but not so well in the diesel technician field. They have a canning ability to find the truth, but lack the ability to change an oil filter.
I just had my batteries changed on my truck, now they are leaking everywhere, looks like someone did not bolt them down, wow, what a weaver...........
by 2973aeds September 17, 2010
Those girls who always clog up the womens bathroom first thing in the morning. Applying makeup and fixing their 'Weaves'. Other ways to spot a weaver is overuse of makeup to the prostitute level and constant use of the words swag, ratchet, gangsta, and yolo.
Weaver 1: Guuurrll, did you hear about Tina and Bobby? I hear they be so rachet! *Fixes hair*
Weaver 2: Oh you be shittin me, I thought Bobby was with Johnny! *Applies makeup to Weaver 1*
Weaver 1: O ya sayin Bobby be gay? Dude that ain't got no swag!
Innocent bystander: Could you please move..? I actually need to use the restroom...?
Weaver 2: Oh you be shittin me, I thought Bobby was with Johnny! *Applies makeup to Weaver 1*
Weaver 1: O ya sayin Bobby be gay? Dude that ain't got no swag!
Innocent bystander: Could you please move..? I actually need to use the restroom...?
by Floating cat December 29, 2014
A word often used to describe a very unethical, very gay act. Slipping a dude a roofie, prison raping him, walking him up and offering him some home made fudge... just wrong on so many levels.
Wow that guy is such a douchebag, yeah but look that giant homo is gonna give him a weaver... hmm tragic
by anonomus 5000 December 7, 2007
Usually known as the drunkass of the party... likes to accidentally flash people to distract them during beer pong... from the north but not a yankee... believes they are gangsters excuse me gangsta!
by marleyloveshisauntamanda July 16, 2008
Dude, did you see that Patrick guy?
Yea, I did!
He got totally weavered!
Yea, I know right, that lunch tray had to hurt!
That guy is really pissin me off man.
Yea, he's being a Crabtree.
I'm thinking of Weavering him.
Go for it, man!
Yea, I did!
He got totally weavered!
Yea, I know right, that lunch tray had to hurt!
That guy is really pissin me off man.
Yea, he's being a Crabtree.
I'm thinking of Weavering him.
Go for it, man!
by Smurd February 11, 2009
When you applied for an awesome new job but one of your mates applied for it behind your back and beats you.
Greg was so confident that he had the new job that he had already bought a new suit, but then Jon applied and weavered it away from him. Jon starts Monday
by Screech161616 December 14, 2011